have an amazing death

Like skydiving naked with no parachute while high on PCP, getting gunned down by cops while attempting to rob a bank with a squirt gun, maybe a myocardial infarction from vigorous sex with a 20 year old brothel prostitute, a senior citizen gladiator match… or something fun like that.

I’m not even joking. When I get to the age where I can’t remember where I parked or I have to wear granny panties (whichever happens to come first), my time is up… and I ain’t going out like a little beitch.

i hope when i die its not like old age. i dont want to be in a nursing home, wheelchair, whatever. wasting away like that seems like the lamest way to go out. like they would prob say i died a happy death, but my death would be much happier if i never saw it coming. crazy?