resurrect Mitch Hedberg

as cool as it would be, is kind of freaking me out. Living dead are not cool.

“Dad, Dad, we did something horrible!!”
“Oh no, did you crash the car?!?”
“No.”
“Oh, good. What is it then? Did you raise the dead or what?”
“Yes!!”
“but the car’s okay?”
“Yes..”
“alright then.”

from… the great mind of Homer Simpson

“All McDonalds commercials end the same way: “prices and participation may vary.” I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. “Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti!...And blankets. We are not affiliated with that clown, he attracts too many children.”

Mitch is sincerely missed. His humor made the world a much better place to stay for everyone. (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) Cheers, Mr. Hedberg—wherever you are! Your style makes the word excellent pale in comparison to your genius. If we could hang out for an evening with anybody, it would probably be you.

www.mitchhedberg.net accepts memorial donations still I am pretty sure…

My wishes are for peace, comfort, and rest for both he and his family in what clearly has been trying and difficult times. It is always such a tragedy to loose such a worldwise friend-in-spirit over such foolishness as an accidental overdose. I suppose, however, that it was merely his time to move on. Still, I wish he would have caught a later ride. He could have waited and told that white light bus driver to go on… [I bet he wondered aloud and asked if the light at the end of the tunnel was going to be an oncoming train… and made God laugh on his way through the pearly gates.] May he rest in peace while his legacy of recordings leaves us all laughing to pieces. This is the one person I can think of who I hope literally laughed himself to death (no disrespect intended).