Adapt a more humourus mindset

Airos was leaving work and a staff member asks him “Are you outta here?”

Airos pauses and replies “Like a baby that has been in the womb too long.”

Airos’ son mentioned Pokemon and Airos wondered if that was what they call a proctologist in Jamaica.

Airos speaking to an audience of 70 people telling the Spaghetti joke. One lady cracks up after the first line. Airos pauses and says “If you think that is funny, you are going to pass out when I get to the punchline.”

Waking up today Airos says aloud ‘Hey Thursday, I don’t think you have to worry about me today. You can sleep in I am up and I got your back.’ And no, Thursday is not what Airos calls his wife.

At a Jason Mraz concert in GM place Airos starts a cheer for the Canucks. Airos was alone in that one, it was noisy.

Airos is also dancing more, and everyone and Airos means everyone laughs when Airos dances. Airos doesn’t understand why but Airos is spreading the laughter, so Airos will dance.

I said aloud “Hello Thursday, brace yourself, here I come.

Yesterday was silly talk Wednesday, my 2 year old daughter was in stitches all day long.

My joke for Sunday night family dinner at the inlaws:

A wealthy businessman had been having an affair with the Italian cleaning lady for several years.

One day she told him she was pregnant. So they worked out a deal that he would pay for her to move back to Italy and be with her family and he would also provide a monthly support payment for the child until the age of 18. To notify him of the birth, they agreed that the cleaning lady would send him a postcard with the word Spaghetti on it.

One day, about 9 months later, the business man came home from work. His wife told him he got a strange postcard today. He looked at it turned white and fainted. It said:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce!

Props to Captain Awesome for this realization. I used to refer to myself as Awesome Man for comedic affect. One of the many things I’ve forgotten, that are flooding back with this realization.

Humour is a beautiful thing, I will open my mind and search for it in the day to day. Not that I have been without, I could just do better.

Mrs. Airos told me yesterday how her and a co-worker almost peed themselves laughing at me. I thought that the word feces was pronounced Fe-kus, instead of the proper fee-sees. Mrs. Airos still finds this funny 10 years later. This is not what I have in mind as being humourus. Stupid feces.