This morning I was interrupted (while doing nothing that couldn’t be postponed) by a text message from someone I hoped wouldn’t call. I said “damn it!” and “f—k!”. Shameful. My fines now total $0.75. 2 weeks ago

I’ve mentioned that my biggest swearing trigger is spiders, and that’s true, but last night I said “holy f—k!” when a large wasp flew past my head. That was not cool. I think I will follow the example of http://www.43things.com/person/Petersky and “fine myself”. Each time I cuss I will pare $0.25 off my “Treat Allowance” ($3.00) for that week. 2 weeks ago

I’m glad I’ve stopped swearing. When you’re used to it, you stop noticing. Unfortunately the people around you don’t. It gives some of them a bad impression, and I’d prefer for them not to think of me like that :-)

Just get a friend to punch you whenever you swear. Guaranteed succes, I tell you. And fun for your more sadistic friends. 3 weeks ago

I have determined that SPIDERS are my biggest swearing trigger of all. 4 weeks ago

Need I speak further? 1 month ago

It’s going to take more than Orbit gum I’m afraid. I’ve got to get out of the habit of swearing. It’s always worse when I’m tired or stressed, but that’s no excuse. I just need to get control of my language. 4 months ago