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How to get money by mysterybabylon

"Fuck bitches. Get money. Rinse. Repeat."

How I did it: It was an exhausting effort. First off, I had to make my bed and clean my room. In the words of the immortal Aaron Carter, "Sure put my new white Nikes to the test." Second, I unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher. Third, I fed my dog and gave him water to hydrate him. Fourth, I vacuumed. Last, I cleaned my bathroom.
Whew! After all that hard work I was rewarded with a crisp $2 with which to spend at my discretion.
Bazooka Joe, you sure know how to absolve my saccharine hankering.

Lessons & tips: Get dat money, son.

Resources: Pimp juice.


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