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How to learn to speak fluent gibberish by BeWiseMonkey

"Dont Make Sense"

How I did it: mix ideas together and talk about things then add in technical longwinded explinations, then make animal noises for no reason, or think that the other person understands random numbers ... gibberish , picture yourself as one of those strange people huddled over a bottle in a door way , those hairy smelly people who are missing teeth

Lessons & tips: dont think , just talk as soon as you start to make sense , change the subject


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How I did it: I was on a band trip to Florida over a year ago, and I have several friends who speak Gibberish. I heard them speaking it on the bus, and they tried to teach me. It is very difficult to understand if you're not used to it or if you do not understand the structure. It involves adding certain "duh"s and "guh"s between each syllable of a word. For example, "Yes" becomes "yeh-duh-gess" and "no" becomes "no-duh-go." It simply depends on the vo… Read how I did it…

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    learning gibberish 12 months ago

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    yo wut chu sayiN ?

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    Untitled 16 months ago

    i want to learn gibberish
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    My best friend and I 17 months ago

    have created our own language of sorts.
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