try cannibalism

This will weird out a lot of you and I’m sorry. Had my dad cremated last year, and spread the ashes in various places. On one of those excursions, felt compelled to ingest some of the ashes. Not really sure why…making him a part of me maybe? I didn’t question it, just did it. So technically I’ve consumed human. Not quite the way most people have in mind when they discuss cannibalism.

i’ve always idealized the idea of cannibalism.
the weird thing is i hate meat.

I’ll probably never have a chance to do this. Even when there are people volunteering to be eaten, it’s illegal and out of my reach since I’m not rich.

Why not eat people? Not someone you love and don’t want to let strangers eat. There are people out there who have volunteered to be eaten, and I don’t mean in a sexual context. And I don’t want to eat the ones who have died from diseases that might taint the meat in some way, or the ones that are ancient and stringy. How about the ones who are organ donors who die in car accidents? When they’re filling out their organ donor cards there could be a box they check to allow it. People are a valuable food source going to waste, says me. There are hungry people out there who could be eating eachother, and there would be less hungry people then. Why not, I ask?

I just really want to try this. I’m a big fan of the “meat and egg” food group, and ive made it a point to try exotic meats whenever i get the chance. Im not exactly gonna wait until I crash in a plane, i was thinking more along the lines of some crazy person (preferably chick) that left it in their will to be eaten.

Kidding.

Seriously, if i was in a plane that crashed on top of a mountain, its eat the dead starting day one. Even with airline “food” available.