drink scotch on the rocks

It doesn’t get much better. Rub a lemon peel around the lip of the glass for some extra taste. The lemon can really make it. And when your feeling all warm and good and your friends are puking from the jello shots and tequila, you can just look at them and say “I think I’ll go get some more scotch.”

One more thing. When you tell people you drink it they’ll be confused. Expect this from everyone except older folks.

Scotch is the sweet nectar of the Gods.