ignore stupid advertising

The last couple of weeks…...When I’m watching the NFL game I’m interested in…......And the idiot Burger King commercials come on….you know the one.real film but fake king inserted into the play…..he intercepts the ball and runs it in for a touchdown…Or the one where he is stalking the guy right outside his window in the morning being a peeping tom…Or the one where the king is trying to sneak in bed with the guy…....see picture attachment….I mean seriously…what would you do..blast away or call the cops?........funny at first.then I’m grinding my teeth you know?
Sooooooooo…..today…...we’re watching the game and a new one comes on…....a lumberjack is sawing a tree down with a chainsaw…..and when it falls…..the king is right behind it with a nice healthy sand wich that has 50 grams of fat and 2000 calories….....I told my brother…...Why isn’t he using that chainsaw right now??? Weeeeeeeeeeee laughed….............

Not only am I saving money like mad, I am not driving like an asshole like all the new car commercials seem to encourage….....I could go on for hours about this very thing. WHHHEEE look at me driving 60 miles an hour on a 4 wheel drive road, look at how cool I am weaving in and out of traffic, I will fly by this jerk like he’s standing still or did you see me take that corner on two wheels?? I believe half the country thinks this is how you operate a motor vehicle.. I am just a nobody without this $25,000 pile of shi-. Wow, this could be a sore spot with me. How about not being worth a fuc- if you don’t wear this brand of pants, cologne blah blah blah. Wow, I feel soooo much better now, where’s my meds…....;-)