zombie-proof my home

I think I would just rather be a zombie.

Yeah, this is a no-brainer. Get the book (if you dont know what book im talking about, dont bother. youre dead meat.). ITS THAT EASY!!!

Everywhere i go, i case it to see how zombie-proof it is. That having been said, my apartment started out with a 85% zombie-proof rating. so the other fifteen percent was easy! all i had to do was kill everyone in my building, board up their doors, re-locate my apartment to the roof, build a shanty there, load it with food, ammo, and supplies, go back down and board up the front doors, chop down the stairs, and then relocate the building to the remote wilderness of Alaska. Now all i have to do is wait. for the zombies.

Too much work, I’ll just become a zombie myself, it’s easier that way, hahaha. Really though, if it ever happens, I’ll just carry my machete around and outrun them to a building with bars on it. Somehow get my hands on an armoured car, ha.

I have more important things to put on my list :-P

I don’t think this is possible, they always break through. All I have is ply wood, and I could break through that. I am placing a bid on a retired air force hanger. I will survive the zombies better there.

You know, the Zombie Survival guide or World War Z?
I’ve read the latter…. smashing good book.
I suggest you read it, just to learn some good survival tips in different situations. Even if you learn nothing, it’s a great book.

Wow, I had the scariest zombie dream last night and I think they are at the top of my “things I’m most scared of” list. It was kinda traumatizing.

I had a long discussion with some friends about this. Very in depth. Apparently there is a website with a couple of guys that talk all about it. I’m going to go look for it now actually..

I was a zombie for Halloween, hehehehehe. But yes, this seems important to me. I live in an apartment so I’m not sure if that would be easier or harder to go about…

For reals. Anyone who knows anything knows that in the event of a zombie-plague, the only people who will live are the prepared.

I plan to be one of them.

A horde of zombies could stomp through my door at any minute, and I’d be eaten alive, and, worse, probably join their hordes.

“Zombies?? OH MY GOD! MISTASTAPLES AS A ZOMBIE!!! We’re proto-fucked!” That’s right. How could you go on without me? It’s pretty much impossible.

So, I invite anyone with wood to swing by and board the place up. I feel it necessary.