formosanbobsled was trying to get work done and is going to go eat pineapple
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17 months ago
This is perhaps the more popular version of “be a mad scientist.”
People doing this are also doing these things:
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MAke a inibleity potion
2 years ago
first you need atleast 100 bottles of fair and lovely and you rub it all over your body then you will be invisible
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2 years ago
I don’t need to become anything. Just be myself. Luckily, I already am a techy person with wild ideas. So i’m not too far from this desire anyways. Good luck to all!
I´ve got a science degree...
2 years ago
... and i am a bit mad, so i guess this will have to do for now.
I just may be going mad...
3 years ago
So, a bunch of my experimental stuff got contaminated recently, and the other day, as I was staring down at my plate, I swear I saw a bunch of my colonies (which were NOT doing what they were supposed to be doing!) give me the finger. It may have been my imagination, but just in case it wasn’t, I gave them a big “F-U!” I think it caught my labmates offguard.
Am I already one?
3 years ago
My official title is “Research Specialist in Microbiology.” I think the “mad” part comes along once a person gets their PhD. But maybe not. I know several other technicians who seem to be mad quite often, or maybe just disgruntled. I haven’t gotten to that point yet. Maybe I’ll officially be a mad scientist when I get published, but who knows when that will be. I mostly love my job, but last week I was standing over one of the sinks in lab, sweating under the white lab coat, with the smell of bleach and ethanol in the air, doing an experiment, and I kinda thought I might go crazy…
Drifting into Digital Insanity
3 years ago
My vision to becoming a mad scientist begins with my plot for creating a super computer grid called Hellsong. In past times i’ve written schematics for creating a 9 node cluster as the first iteration. Based on linux, it is my hope to give this computer primitive vocal sentience in both english and japanese and act as a server for metaverse technologies.
Genetic Experiment Number 1
3 years ago
Success; this experiment far exceeds my expectations! I am amazed at how happy and interesting this little chum is. Perhaps it will be easier to persuade him to a career in mad science than initially thought. Not but weeks ago he showed the first signs of madness. The hair looked afright, he toddled about babbling quietly one second, shouting the next, in a manner most unlike his median personality.
