eat a twinkie

So so disgusting. Creepy faux sponge texture, enough sugar to rot your teeth in two seconds – I didn’t touch the second one, and I sealed it in a bag so it couldn’t get me.

Because they don’t sell it here, I think I won’t be able to eat this as long as I’m just waiting.

The picture really seems “happy tasting” to me.

Evil things.

They say that Twinkies will still be around after a nuclear holocaust… Just Twinkies and cockroaches ::looks around room:: I’ll be prepared.

Somebody smashed my Twinkie. But then it slowly oozed right back into shape over the next minute or two. And it was still tasty. In my opinion, however, the ding dongs won the cake.

My twinkie experience was a little dissapointing. I didn’t expect the cakey part to be so dry and chemically-tasting and I had to drink a lot of liquor to scour the lard coating from the roof of my mouth. I also had a chocolate cake shot last night and that’s a way better treat, says me.

I really like the idea of Twinkies though so I might try to make my own. They are basically just sponge cake with a creme filling, easy peasy. Williams Sonoma used to sell a “cream boat” pan on their web site but I can’t find it now. Jerks.

Thanks to Erik for providing the Hostess snacks.

Twinkies are nearly indestructible and strangely tasty. I recommend you stay as far away from them as possible.

I never ate a Twinkie before. I’ve sampled all other sorts of Hostess products and I used to eat those little donuts by the fistful, so it’s not that I adhere to a healthy diet or anything. Somehow I just never managed to meet a Twinkie and then it became this weird point of pride. But what’s the sense in that? I’m denying myself an experience. Anyway I guess I will eat one tonight.

She was holding on to this bit of self-control as if were going to get her into the kingdom of heaven to have never eaten a twinkie. Tonight, we all eat twinkies! And maybe some ding dongs. And why is it that all Hostess treats sound a little dirty? Ho hos?