tell a story

Man, I have been telling some stories. I tell my friends a lot about the bizarre experiences I’ve had in my life, and they say they enjoy it. “So did I tell you guys about the time my first grade class went on a field trip to an alligator farm? It was our only field trip, and we raised money by raffling off a rabbit. The winning family probably ate it. How about my first and only boyfriend, and his harem of 8 girlfriends who all knew about each other? We were in first grade, and I was afraid to kiss him on the lips because I thought that was how people got pregnant. So I kissed him on the shoulder instead.”

Yeah, I have some odd stories. I experience/collect more every year, and even though my life is no epic tale, it’s amazing how interesting ordinary events can be.
I feel like I’ve really improved my oral storytelling abilities, and hopefully at this rate I’ll be a master by the time I have grandkids to talk at. 2 months ago