make someone laugh every day

I have been self-centered for a very long time. I was driven by the the hunger to be successful as a designer and to provide my wife and family with a quality life style. My wife and I have been married for 20 years and during this time she always stood by me through thick and thin. One could not wish for a better wife. The business had many up and downs and during the few years I have had difficulty in coping with all the downs. I became depressed and started taking anti-depressants. Unfortunately I also started taking alcohol with the medication which was a recipe for disaster.

In the mornings my wife informed me about my anger and things which I have said the previous night to her or the kids. Every time my wife told this to me I was dumbfounded! I could not believe that I would behave in the ways my wife described to me. I realised that I was hurting my wife and the kids’ feelings, but did not know where to turn to for help. I was to proud to turn to anybody for help or advise until one morning my wife turned cold on me. I suppose she was in low spirits from loss of hope and courage. I do not blame her at all. I stopped drinking alcohol, gym every day of the week, kiss my wife good night, kiss her good morning, touch and compliment her several times a day. I listen to her, probably for the first time in our 20 years of marriage and realise every day how special she is and why I have married her in the first place. I can not bare the idea of not sharing the rest of my life with her! I started doing little unimportant things, leaving her messages, forwarding e-mail jokes, making up a bunch of flowers with a large number of small pictures of her face between the flowers. Suprise her with dinner reservations without the kids. After several weeks she remains despondent. I realise that all I can do is to give love and to do new things right and to allow my wife the space and time to become my darling again. I just feel so hopeless and whish I could make my wife laugh, because I know that if we can laugh together again then things will be all right. Only problem is that I have been too serious for too long and forgot how to be funny. Advise right about know will be most welcome!

life is so short & laughter always makes things so much better! i love to make my boyfriend laugh- he has a phenomenal laugh. its one of those laughs that when you hear it you know itsa REAL laugh- he doesn’t just laugh to make me feel good. He really means it because he is TRULY happy. I want to make one person laugh every day for one year. Whether is be with a joke, a story, doing some things nice or silly…just a laugh.

A young man laughed at my mistakes today, I don’t remember exactly what, getting reacquainted with the cash register at the Exxon mart on Claxton’s main north-south road & hill.

A little boy went up to his dad and said “Dad, I don’t understand the difference between potential and reality”.

The Dad said, “Okay son, I will show you the difference. Firstly go up to your mother and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for £1 million, then go up to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Brad Bitt for £1 million.”

The little boy slightly confused said “Okay” and went to see his mother. He asked his mother, “Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for £1 million”, his mother replied “don’t tell your Dad, but yes I would.”The little boy said, “Okay then” and went to find his sister.

He said to his sister “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for £1 million” His sister replied, “Yes I would!!!!”

The little boy went back to his Dad and said “Dad, I now understand what the diference is between potential and reality”. His Dad replied, “I am glad son, explain it to me.”

The little boy replied “Well, potentially we are sitting on £2 million, but in reality we live with two slags!!!!”

my mom wrote in my high school yearbook my senior year that she didn’t know what she would do without me since i made her laugh every single day. that inspired me to try and make someone laugh every day since i’m not at home to make mom laugh any more.

Bull 1 – 0 Matador

how this got there?

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”
And they say blondes are dumb…

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…”

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.

He said – Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said – That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals”

Chuckle.

I’d never have guessed.