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    heres how i remembered the Books of the Bible 4 years ago

    dear brothers and sisters,i hope this entry will help you greatly.by God”s grace i”ver posted this second entry,you can better understand this entry by reading my first entry and understanding the peg system.
    here we go….
    1.TIE-I PICTURE ADAM AND EVE HANGING BY HOLDING MY DAD”S TIE.-GENESIS
    2.NOAH-I PICTURE NOAH HOLDING A PLACARD AND ASKING FOR VOTES TO EGGS.HE SAYS “EGGS VOTE US”-EXODUS.
    3.MA-I PICTURE MY MOTHER ISSUING 7 FEET “LEAVE TICKETS” TO THE NEIGHBOURS ON THEIR HOLIDAY STARTING-LEVITICUS
    4.RAY-I PICTURE SOME BIRDS FLYING NEAR A HOT RAY AND FEEL NOTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE NUMB-BIRDS-NUMBERS.
    5.LAW-I PICTURE SOME COPS IN UNIFORM COMING OUT OF A YELLOW BUS,AND GETTING BEATINGS FROM A TUTOR (DEUTER),WHO IS AN- ARMY.-DEUTERONOMY.
    6.JOE-I PICTURE MIGHTY JOE YOUNG TRYING TO WEAR HISSHOE">SHOESAND AS IT IS VERY TIGHT,SHOUTING HA!.JOE-SHOE-HA.-JOSHUA
    7.KEY-I PICTURE A KEY WEARING A WIG AND GIVING JUDGEMENT TO OTHER KEYS.JUDGES
    8.FEE-I PICTURE MYSELF GIVING MY TUTION FEES OVER THE COUNTER,BUT WHEN THE CASHIER RECEIVES THE FEE AMOUNT,THE BASE BALL PLAYER RUTH COMES OUT OF THE CURRENCY AND GIVES THE CASHIER A GREAT WHACK!-RUTH
    9.BAY-I PICTURE ONE MULE WHICH HAS SAND ALL OVER IT- SAND MULE,HAVING SUN BATH AT A BAY.1 SAMUEL
    10.DOSE-I PICTURE MYSELF WAITNG AT A MEDICAL SHOP TO GET MY DOSE PRESCRIBED BY THE DOCTOR. AND BESIDE ME TWO MULES IN PAKKA COAT SUIT FULL OF SAND WAITNG.-2 SAMUEL
    11.DAD-I PICTURE MY DAD DEPARTING TO HIS OFFICE IN A KINGS COSTUME!-1 KINGS
    12.TIN-I PICTURE OPENING A COKE TIN AND TWO KINGS POPS OUT OF IT AND RUNNING FOR NO REASON -2 KINGS
    13.TIME-I PICTURE MYSELF BUYING A TIME PIECE AND THE SHOP KEEPER PROMISES ME THAT EACH AND EVERY TIME IT ALARMS,I”LL GET ONE CHRONICLE MAGAZINE COMING OUT OF IT AS A FREE GIFT-1 CHRONICLE
    14.TYRE-I PICTURE A CAR WITH TWO CHRONICLE MAGAZINE IN THE PLACE OF IT”S FRONT TYRES-2 CHRONICLES
    15.TILE-I PICTURE MYSELF LOOSENING A TILE AND SEE INSIDE IT .IT IS-RAW.PICTURE A MEAT FOR “IS-RAW”-EZRA
    16.DISH-I PICTURE THAT, WHEN I TRY TO EAT FROM A DISH IT SUCKS MY BLOOD AND LEAVES ME INNEHEMIAH">ANAEMIA-NEHEMIAH
    17.DOG-I PICTURE A LADY WHOM I KNOW AND WHOSE NAME IS ESTHER,RIDING.BUT,YOU KNOW SHES RIDING IN A DOG INSTEAD OF A HORSE-ESTHER
    18.DEAF-FOR DEAF I PICTURE A DEAF GIRL WHOM I KNOW .I CALL HER.SHE CANT HEAR ME.THEN,I EXTEND MY ARMS TO HER, SHOWING AN APPOINTMENT LETTER AND SAY “JOB”.SURPRISINGLY SHE COULD HEAR ME NOW! -JOB
    19.TUB-I PICTURE MYSELF TAKING A BUBBLE BATH IN A TUB AND FROM INSIDE THE WATER SOME MAGICAL PALMS ARE COMING OUT TO BATHE ME.-PSALMS
    20.NOISE-I PICTURE A CHILD CRYING AND CREATING A LOT OF NOISE.WHEN THE ELDER STARTS SCOLDING AT THE CHILD,IT STARTS TO SAY SOMEPROVERBSAS A WAY OF ADVICE TO THE ELDER-PROVERB
    21.NET-I PICTURE SOME FISHERMEN THROWING NETS AND GETTING ECCLAIRS CHOCOLATE AND TEA INSTEAD OF FISH-ECCLESIASTES
    22.ONION-I PICTURE KING SOLOMON CUTTING SOME ONION IN THE KITCHEN WITH HIS SWORD AND SINGING DESPERATELY-SONG OF SOLOMON.NOTE:I”VE SEEN THE MOVIE SOLOMON AND THAT”S WHY I COULD PICTURE SOLOMON DIRECTLY INSTEAD OF USING A SUBSTITUTE.
    23.NAME-I PICTURE A DOCTOR”S NAME BOARD NEAR MY HOME AND IT SHOUTS ”EASY HA!” IN MILITARY TONE TO THE PATIENTS.(ISAIAH).
    24.NEW YEAR-I PICTURE MYSELF AND JERRY THE MOUSE TAKING RESOLUTION ON A NEW YEAR TO STUDY THE BIBLE IN A YEAR AND SITTING BESIDE EACH OTHER WITH A BIBLE IN OUR HANDS-JEREMIAH
    25.NAIL-I PICTURE A NAIL IN MY ROOM LAMENTING ABOUT IT”S WIFE TO ME(LAMENTATIONS).
    26.COBRA">NAJA-I PICTURE AN INDIAN COBRA READING AN ESSAYAND REPENTS.IT TAKES A BAD KEY FROM IT”S POCKET WHICH IT USED TO ENTER THE EDEN GARDEN AND THROWS IT TO THE HELL.ESSAY-KEY-HELL-EZEKIEL
    27.INK-FOR ME I PICTURE THE NEWZEALAND CRICKET BOWLER DANIEL VETTORI.WHEN HE BOWLS,THE BALL SPRIKLES SOME INK IN TO THE BATMAN”S EYE AND SUCCESSFULLY HITS THE STUMPS-DANIEL
    28.NAVY-I PICTURE FROM THE MOVIE ”MEN OF HONOR” THAT CUBA GOODING JR. TRIES TO REACH ROBERT DESCENE">NIRO.OTHER MEN AGAINT CUBA GOODING JR. SUDDENLY THROWS A HOSE PIPE AND PULLS HIM BACK.MEANWHILE THE HOSE PIPE SPARYS A HUGE AMOUNT OF WATER AT ROBERT DE NIRO”S FACE!-HOSEA
    29.NIB-I PICTURE A LADY WEARING PEN NIB INSTEAD OF A RING (JEWEL).TAKES IT FROM HER HAND AND FIXES IT IN THE PEN TOO!.JOEL
    30.MISS-I PICTURE MY SCHOOL MISS LIFTING HER HAND TO BEAT ME AND A MOUSE FROM HER ARMPIT JUMPS OUT BECAUSE ITS AN ARM- MOUSE-AMOS
    31.MAT-I PICTURE A MAT WHICH OBEYS ME AND SAY “YEAH” EVERY TIME,WHATEVER MAYBE THE SITUATION.OBEYED-YEAH-OBADIAH
    32.MOON-PICTURE A JONAH WHALE JUMPING OUT FROM THE MOON AND LANDING IN YOUR HEAD-JONAH
    33.MIAMI-I PICTURE MYSELF AND A MEEK CAR PLAYING VOLLEY BALL AT THE MIAMI BEACH.IT WILL LOOSE THE MATCH IF I ASK IT BECAUSE IT IS A MEEK CAR-MICAH
    34.MARRY-I PICTURE A BRIDE NAGGING THE BRIDEGROOM BY HUMMING THE “THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY” THEME MUSIC.NAG-HUM-NAHUM
    35.MAIL-I PICTURE MYSELF GOING TO A POST OFFICE AND SAW A COOK WHO TOO COMES TO MAIL SOMETHING.HE DOESN’T HAVE LOWER BODY BECAUSE HE IS “HALF-A-COOK”-HABAKKUK
    36.MAN">MACHO-I PICTURE THE WRESTLER MACHO MAN FIGHTING A CHEF.THE CHEF COULDN’T BEAT HIM,SO HE BLOWS MACHO MAN BY SWITCHING ON A GIANT FAN NEAR BY AND SAYS “YEAH” I BEAT HIM.CHEF-FAN-YEAH.
    37.MIKE-I ATTACK A HAG WITH A MIKE AND SOON REALISED IT”S MY GRANDMOTHER.THEN DUE TO SHAME I BECOME COY.HAG-COY.
    38.MOVIE-I PICTURE MYSELF COMING OUT OF A MOVIE THEATRE AND SAW MY CAR COVERED FULLY BY SACK.SURPRISINGLY I ENJOY IT AND SAY”YEAH”. SACK-CAR-YEAH-ZECHARIAH
    39.MOB-I PICTURE BEING IN A CROWD AND ALL CARRIES A HUGE POSTAL COVER AND A GUY INSIDE IT.THEY ARE ABOUT TO PUT THE COVER IN A POST BOX.THEY SHOUT AT ME”MAIL A GUY”-MALACHI
    40.ROSE-I PICTURE THE CRICKET PLAYER MATTHEW HAYDEN BEING PULLED BY A HUGE ROSE PLANT AND HE FIGHTS IT USING HIS BAT-MATTHEW
    41.ROOT-I PICTURE MYSELF MARKING SOMETHING IN A BOOK AND I USE A PLANT ROOT,INSTEAD OF A MARKER.(MARK)
    42.RHINO-I PICTURE A RHINO TAKING A SHOWER BATH IN A LUKEWARM WATER.IT STANDS UPRIGHT!-LUKE
    43.ROOM-I PICTURE A GUY I KNOW WHOSE NAME IS JOHN,ATTENDING A DATING TIPS PRESENTATION.WHEN THE PROJECTOR WAS STARTED TO SHOW DATING TIPS IN POWERPOINT PRESENTATION,INSTEAD OF DATING TIPS,THE GOSPELS RUNS IN THE PRESENTATION TO REVIVE EVERYBODY IN THAT ROOM.THIS IS DUE TO GOD”S MIRACLE DONE THROUGH THAT GUY JOHN WHO WENT THERE ON GOD”S COMMAND!-JOHN
    44.REAR-PICTURE MYSELF SITTING AT THE REAR OF A CAR.WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR OF THE CAR,ALL THE CAMERAS FROM HOLLYHOOD STUDIOS COMES TO ME AND CALL ME TO ACT IN A MOVIE.-ACTS
    45.ROLL-I PICTURE MYSELF BEING AT A SHOP AND ASKING FOR A CAMERA ROLL.THE SHOP KEEPER GIVES ME ONE,ANDALL OF A SUDDEN A ROMAN SOLDIER JUMPS OUT OF THE ROLL!-ROMANS
    46.RICH-I PICTURE MYSELF OPENING,BREAKING AND SEEING INSIDE ONE APPLE CORE AND SEE A LOT OF ANTS DRINKING TEA.THEY ARE CORE-IN-TEA-ANTS.THEY DRINK IN GOLDEN CUPS BECAUSE THEY ARE RICH.-I CORINTHIANS
    47.ROCK-I PICTURE THE WRESTLER ROCK BEING READY FOR A FIGHT AND WAITING IN THE RING.MEANWHILE,TWO APPLE CORES COME TO THE RING AND FROM INSIDE IT THE SAME ANTS DRINKING TEA COME OUT AND THROWS THE GOLDEN TEA CUPS AT HIM AND DEFEAT HIM-2 CORINTHIANS
    48.ROOF-I SEE MY HOUSE ROOF GETS APART AND SOME ANGELS FROM THE GALAXY COME IN AND CALL US TO THE HEAVEN.WE DEVELOP SOME WINGS IN OUR SHINS TO FLY.GALAXY-SHINS-GALATIANS
    49.ROPE-I PICTURE MANY PEOPLE TRYING TO FLY TO THE HEAVEN AND CANNOT DO SO BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE TIED TO A ROPE WHICH IS CALLED AS “HEAVY SINS”-EPHESIANS
    50.LASS-I PICTURE A GIRL MARRYING A PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT.(PHILIPPIANS).NOTE:LASS MEANS AN UNMARRIED GIRL-PHILIPPIANS
    51.LADY-I PICTURE A LADY WHO ALWAYS DEVELOPS A COLLAR IN HER SHINS.IF SHE CUTS IT,IT”LL GROW AGAIN AND AGAIN.-COLOSSIANS
    52.LION-I PICTURE A LION TEASING SOME ONIONS BY DANCING VERY CHARMINGLY!.TEASE-ALL-ONIONS-1THESSALONIANS
    53.LIME-THIS TIME TWO LEMONS TEASE ALL THE ONIONS BY DANCING=2THESSALONIANS
    54.LORRY-I PICTURE A MOTH DRIVING A LORRY AND HE DRINKS A TEA AND LAUGHS “HE HE HE” WHILE HE IS DRIVING IT.TEA-MOTH-HE-1 TIMOTHY
    55.LOLLI-I PICTURE TWO MOTHS FIGHTING WITH A LOLLIPOP INSTEAD OF A SWORD.IN BETWEEN THE ROUNDS,THEY REST AND LICK THE LOLLIPOP-2 TIMOTHY
    56.LEECH-I PICTURE TWO LEECHES POSING IN A TITANIC SHIP IN THE SAME FASHION THE REAL ARTISTS DID-TITUS
    57.LOCK-I PICTURE OPENING A LOCK WITH AWIRE,INSTEAD OF A KEY-PHILEMON
    58.LOAF-I PICTURE BUYING A LOAF OF BREAD AND IT FALLS DOWN AND OPENS.INSIDE IT COMES OUT AN EYE-BROW LIKE THAT OF THE 19TH CENTURY THEATRICAL ARTIST”S.-HEBREWS
    59.LAB-I PICTURE MYSELF WORKING IN A COMPUTER LAB AND JAMES BOND COMES OUT THE COMPUTER SCREEN-JAMES
    60.SHOES-I PICTURE PETER GOES OUT TO A SHOE SHOP AND BUYS A SHOE.AFTER SATISFIED BY THE SHOE,HE HANDS OVER A BIG FISH INSTEAD OF MONEY OR A CREDIT CARD-1 PETER
    61.SHED-I PICTURE TWO ALIKE PETERS COMING OUT OF ASHEDIN A MODERN BIKE,CARRYING A LOADS AND LOADS OF FISH IN THE BIKE.-2 PETER
    62.CHAIN-I PICTURE JOHN CHANGING THE GOLDEN CHAIN IN THE NECK OF A MAN IN TO A DOG”S CHAIN-1 JOHN
    63.GYM-I PICTURE A MAN DOING BENCH PRESS.ON EITHER SIDE HE HAS 2 JOHNS HANGING INSTEAD OF WEIGHT PLATES-2 JOHN
    64.CHAIR-I PICTURE THREE JOHNS PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS-3 JOHN
    65.JAIL-I PICTURE THE JAILORS AND THE CRIMINALS HAVING JUDO FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER-JUDE.
    66.CHOO-CHOO-I PICTURE JESUS COMING IN A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN FROM THE CLOUD IN TO THE CITY,WITH SUCH A GREAT COMMANDMENT-REVELATION.AMEN!!.




     

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