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It was too easy.

Very much like when the kids were babies and we lived in a Breast Feeding state.

If someone, for a few seconds, forgets their problems, abandons their worries, and has a few moments of joy or fantasy or whatever…. because they caught a peek of skin or more…Or a smile….or a wink

then I say “Hooray!”

One of my faves…. There is a “hidden” security camera in the exit sign above a drinking fountain in my office. Above the fountain, below the sign, is a mirror on the wall. I love to go to the mirror when no one is around and flash myself, knowing it is picked up on the camera.

Of course, they can’t do anything to me because no one is around and it is a hidden camera.

Heh.

There were chunks missing, the docs said, you should have cosmetic surgery. Okay, okay. No need to make them bigger at all, can you just fix the deformities and make them look natural?

Why yes.

All is good, then wham! Cancer, baby. Gotta cut it out. Old implants, into the trash bin!

Well now, you’re sure the cancer is gone, and your current treatment theory calls for therapeutic implants? Okay, only lets go ahead and make them a bit bigger, this time, heh, I am getting old.

Now that I have got ‘em, may as well show them off.

Makes people act so funny, it does!