Searching. For. A. Bearsuit.
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but in winter because it would get kinda stuffy
run around & hug randoms & scare them!
mwahahahaha
Well… I’ve been away and some goals have suffered, others have flourished, but I digress. But the poor bear suit goal languishes on the shelf. Time to dust it off.
After all, it will be fall soon, perfect weather for a bear suit. All the fashion mags say so.
Can you believe it? This silly town of mine has no bear suits. I’ve called all the costume places and the closest they have is a gorilla suit. Where’s the love for the bears?
One place told me they could ORDER a bear mascot suit for a mere $975.00. For crying out loud.
I’m not giving up though. I will be humping people in public by July. That is my goal. I wonder if I’ll get nailed with a tranquilizer gun?
I will find a bear suit and I will complete this goal. Then I will put the video up on You Tube.
I might be looking forward to this just a little too much.






