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Lord BearclawVampires do not exist, born, created, or otherwise.

Real vampires do not exist.

Vampires DO NOT exist, and this can be proven with the application of logic, critical thinking skills, and verified scientific and medical data:

1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I “recycle” my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.

2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body – a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.

3. IMPORTANT – A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.

4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist – under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any “real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.

5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual.

6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility.
As for the idea that vampires existed “a long time ago” consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago – using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have converted every human on the globe in less than six months. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor – which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no “vampiric plague” swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.

7. Point of clarification about “vampire” bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.

8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.

9. There is no “vampire” gene. People are not “born” as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found – we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many “vampires” all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global “vampire community” engaging in controlled breeding to keep the “bloodline pure” is delusional in the extreme.

10. There is no “vampire virus” – as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread – virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the “vampire websites” there are “thousands” of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its “discoverers” celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.

No matter what people tell you, so-called “vampires” cannot drain you psychically, cannot gain supernatural nourishment from blood, and are not in any way shape or form “energy deficient”. Humans do not give off prana, chi, the Force, or anything else that so-called “psy vamps” say they feed on. These are lies of the “vampire community” with absolutely no evidence to back them up, and are used in order to give their fantasies pseudo-legitimacy to people who are gullible enough to swallow this tripe hook, line, and sinker.

ANYONE who tells you such things are “real” is either living in a fantasy, lying through their teeth, has mistaken autonomic biofeedback adrenaline/endorphin release for “draining”, or are caught up in a delusion bordering on mental illness. Even worse they may be real predators such as pedophiles or murderers.

Drinking blood is a behavior of choice, not one of physiological necessity.

I’m a Nurse, real education, real experience. 4 weeks ago


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TheAura 1 month ago


wingsgrl13Untitled

Hi, if anyone knows any vampire spells, chants, etc… Please contact me at amandabanana.son@gmail.com 3 months ago


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LizzyApacolypse 4 months ago


amberUntitled

I want to become a vampire if anyone can help message me at blair_night5769@yahoo.com 4 months ago


amber 4 months ago


KimonoDolly 4 months ago


Lord BearclawSo you really want to be a vampire.

You really shouldn’t be doing this. You are so far deep into this “desire” to be a “vampire” that you’ll probably take any offer seriously, as long as the person knows all the lingo and puts up a good story with a little history thrown in to look “authentic”.

You have no idea who you’ll draw in with things like this – 43 is a globally accessible site and anyone perusing the goal or doing a little digging through the Recent Activity pages can see your “request”.

What you will not find, of course, are “real vampires”. What you will find, for the most part, are harmless kooks and occasional fetishists living in this whole fantasy subculture of wannabee “vampires”. They practice some blood drinking, usually after receiving some training in phlebotomy from courses taken locally or because they are in the medical field as phlebotomists or nursing assistants.

The danger is that you will come in contact with the real monsters of our world – pedophiles, rapists, murderers, pimps, serial killers, and even slave traffickers. These people will say anything, tell you whatever you want to hear, all in order to get close enough to hurt you. They’ll even tell you they are a “vampire”.

The simple truth is that “vampires” are not real. Human corpses cannot reanimate after death, nor is there a subrace of humans that live off of blood. All you will find, as I said before, are delusional blood fetishists living out a fantasy. No matter what they say or how they look, they are not vampires. The act of drinking a little blood doesn’t make you into a “vampire” anymore than chewing grass makes you into a cow. 4 months ago


FallenxHarmony 4 months ago


mfrii want

who can help to become a real vamp.don/t fake me 4 months ago


mfri 4 months ago


Monkeyman1230Untitled

I’ve finally made my mind up I dont want to be a human anymore. Is there any vampire willing to turn me? The spell dosent work for me. Email me at monkeyman1230@homtail.net 5 months ago


Monkeyman1230 5 months ago


szatanistaUntitled

Any immortal vampires in the Toronto area in Canada who are willing to turn me?

I have tried numerous, supposedly powerful rituals with utmost accuracy and sincerity, and none of them have worked for me.

I’m out of luck, and ideas! :(

satannik@hotmail.com 5 months ago


szatanista 5 months ago


MJ_Lover_OX 2 years ago


nightshade12 6 months ago


nightshade12I Can Give You What you Seek

To all those seeking yo become a vampire, I can give you what you seek. This is real and I must warn you that this isn’t a twilight trip and the gift won’t be handed to you. You must prove you are worthy which I will get into with conversation. If you are ready to take the steps necessary to acquire the gift than email me at nightshaderose12@gmail.com
Farewell and Good Luck 6 months ago


HoursInADayhello :)

Hi everyone vampire and non vampire, My name is Dustin, and I am 18. I want to be a vampire, and to tell you the truth, I don’t know why, I’ve just wanted to be a vampire since I was a little boy, I could tell you a lot of things about me, but I prefer talking over skype, or msn/yahoo that way I can talk about myself without everybody else on a website seeing personal facts about me.
I believe that if someone wants to become a vampire only for the purpose of living forever then they shouldn’t be one in the first place because I know that vampires do not live forever
and if they want to become a vampire because of movies like twilight, well then they shouldn’t be one ever, because vampires do not sparkle
I am not in this to find a relationship with the one that will sire me. once I have my mind set on something I will go for it and wont give up, and I will tell you this, I will become a vampire.
My emails
anunnaturaldisaster@yahoo.com
wordsfrommyheart@hotmail.com

My skype
WordsFromMyHeart 7 months ago


IONZYHELP!

My life is ruined. I want to end it. PLZ help. or i am murdering myself.
BOB (A.K.A the hopefull ionzy.) 7 months ago


IONZY 7 months ago


Sylvia8Untitled

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS.YOU WILL BEKISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THEONE YOU LOVE.NOw YOU’VE STARTED READINGTHIS SO DON’T STOP.
THIS IS REALLY FREAKY!!!
1)say your name 10 times
2)say your mom’s name 5 times
3)say your crushes name 3 times
4)paste this on 4 other quizes.if you
do this your crush will kiss you on the
nearest friday. if you don’t do this after
reading tis you will get bad luck
send this this to 4 other quizzes in 143 minutes
when done press F6 and the name of your crush will
appear on the screen in big letters 10 months ago


Sylvia8 10 months ago


visionwolf 10 months ago


mhende5457Untitled

I zllready am a vampire! I have very sharp fangs my eyes are red. And ive drank blood before, also ive bit someone before. ohh and 2 more things my skin is pale white and the only reason that it is, is because i have never been out in the sun before. 10 months ago


mhende5457 10 months ago


user23512 11 months ago


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