Masturbate more

great way to get to know your body and relieve stress

Sometimes I feel bored about masturbation because always is in the same way… I feel optimistic to find ways doing it in different ways make it more fun and pleasurable!

yayness.

Ain’t no shame in my game, sweet heart.

Yes, I’m talking to YOU.

Don’t be afraid of me, Darling. I been treated badly, but I’m healing. The wounds of the past will heal.

wll, this is basically the best thing ever, or at least its up there. def worth doing, just try not to overdo it. :D

trust me, you feel ALOT beter after doing this ;)

and yes, the sex is generally better after doing this :D

i mean, come on.

thats right

Now I’m whacking it as often as I can to get the pipes all cleared out.

Wall, it’s hard to say, no pun intended, if ‘twas worth it. But at least I din’t go out and kill, rape, maim, or vandalise.

So, ... uh… I’m not sayin’ I advise it, but I’m neither disadvisin’ it. ‘Tis between thee and thy norms, thy superego, or thy Catholic conscience.