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Be the official and only wholesale distributor of the new Gerard Way and My Chemical Romance Vibrators............


 

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I give up............The brain damage of this ........... 3 years ago

was fun while it lasted…..but I must move on…...good thing I still have all the deleted comments in my inbox of Outlook Express…....huh??...........I’m so glad I saved them…...



heaveemetal If you could make a difference in someones life...would you?

We have a new model coming.................... 3 years ago

And I do mean coming….............out…..............



heaveemetal If you could make a difference in someones life...would you?

I feel................ 3 years ago

That I need to test also….........to see the what and how of operation…..........the likes and dislikes…...to learn the fine art of…..features that are essential…........and I shouldn’t waste any time



heaveemetal If you could make a difference in someones life...would you?

A HUGE POUNDING...................... 3 years ago

On the door…..............I creep over carefully and open it …......HOILY SHIIIIT...........It’s Gerard….!!!!!!!!!!!

He wants to test…..............OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. this should be goooooooooooood….......stay toooooooooooned



heaveemetal If you could make a difference in someones life...would you?

Now for the tough.................. 3 years ago

Part…the testing….......the testing …..and the testing…....Have been looking for volunteers for days…...And imagine the luck…...we have 3 celebrities that have stepped up to the plate…..........What a coincidence….......I’m sure the people that are here are ready for some testing….......so lets introduce them…...........TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!



heaveemetal If you could make a difference in someones life...would you?

Okay...we got this.............. 3 years ago

Licensing thing straightened out….the band is all signed on…..and we are testing the product…..........torture testing it…........There is one problem…..well 2 actually…....The first is ..electrically…....the idiots designed the circuit to increase the voltage….that part is OK…..more power….........but the seal on the end….......SHIT…....under torture testing…........we were getting some electric shock problems…..........Not unlike pissing on an electric fence…....Now I always liked that sensation….....but I have heard complaints.........grumble…......problems problems



heaveemetal If you could make a difference in someones life...would you?

Can you imagine................. 3 years ago

How many millions of dollars I am going to make?? My GAWD MAN, they are just the hottest…........In a recent poll….8 of 10 women betreen the age of 10 and 35 wanted to FUCK GERARD. Why…..just searching this site for gerard…...will make your head swim….......Bwwwwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I am going to clean up…..........seriously….I can’t wait…........People that hate him will buy one…...Just to stick it where the sun don’t shine babeeeeeeeeeeee.
I have to get that manufacturer in China to hurry up with the delivery…........




 

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