Buy a quality vibrator

im happy to be here and share my good experience with you all..
do 43 things and then youll have lots of fun :)

YUP,YUP

mine worksssssssssssssss its jsut not good enough. the first one i got which is the one i have now, i got a tiny one cuz i dont like big things inside me and was afraid it wouldnt fit so when i try it, though it said amximum power/speed… it was a shitty vibrating job and was too small and too shotr/ not deep enough.. oh well.. i like clitoral stimulation too so..

go wayyyyy back. Oh, sorry – you don’t know who BOB is? He’s right here. Battery Operated Boyfriend.

Has been known to terrify current and past boyfriends.

Doesn’t piss me off like the above (insert evil grin).

I love BOB.

...thats all i’ll say.

:)

_{(nope! no pics this time!)}

I’m not going to write too much here, because I don’t have the time right now, but there’s a few things everyone should know…

1) Don’t buy anything from California Exotics. They are cheap cheap cheap. In sex toys you really do get what you pay for. Some good companies are Tantus, (usually) Doc Johnson, and Fun Factory… just to name a few.

2) Don’t shop online. You need to touch and feel the toy to see if it’ll work for you. Any decent toy shop should allow you to open the packaging and turn on the toy (unless it’s a sealed-sort of package).

3) Don’t buy sealed package toys. You never know what you’re getting until you’ve thrown down your money. Also, most of the toys I’ve seen that come in seald packaging are usually inferior.

4) Wash your toy before you use it the first time with a quality toy cleaner of antibacterial soap. First most toys have a sort of oily residue on them from the manufacture process (I suspec it’s a mold release agent) and second it’s best to assume that someone else has had their hands on it before (see #2).

5) Feel free to purchase onlne after you shop in-store. Most brick and morter retailers mark up the items around 300% (less for higher-end items). However, if you go this route then maybe tip any clerks that help you out. A lot of them DO work on commission and if they helped you decide on something then it’s only fair.

6) Silicone is a god-send. It’s perfectly safe, non pourous, and (just for good measure) can be boiled and/or cleaned with bleach (for the truly paranoid). That said, not all toys that claim they’re silicone actually are. As a general rule of thumb is that real silicone is NEVER transparent. Also, if silicone lube is you’re thing, it can not be used with silicone toys (unless you WANT to ruin them).

I guess that’s all I have for now.

If you’re wondering why you should believe me (especially about #1, #2, and #3) , then I’ll tell you: I manage an adult toy store in the Portland, OR area (if you’re ever in town lemme know and I’ll hook you up with the 43Things discount) and have been doing this for a while now.

If anyone has any questions I’ll be happy to help.

i am glad that i bought a rabbit vibrator . It is worth every penny

Well worth it…I seem to have also purchased a Liberator Ramp / Wedge combo…..at a sizable savings….My first usable furniture for my new non existent place…Hey, I can dream can’t I??......

Sex and so Much More Show…at the Colorado Convention Center…tommorrow afternoon…the fun, the excitement…the people watching…the seminars…OMG….

I always make it a point to buy a current GF a top-o-the-line BOB. Most guys won’t because they feel like they have to “compete” with the new suitor in the bedroom. WRONG WRONG WRONG….(slaps you back-handed… NEW YORK COP STYLE)

IT ONLY ADDS to the whole experience guys…it never subtracts. Ohhhhhhhh the stories I could tell…

Keys to getting a good one (BOB)

1. MOTOR! MOTOR! MOTOR! (stay away from the red capped ones (where the batteries go in) because they’re crappy motors…Ben Wa puts out some decent shit….(eggs are awesome too)...(more on that at a later time…I hardly know you guys SO STEP the fuck OFF DAMMIT)

2. Get yourself the top Rabbit (PAYDIRT) available
(Trust me here guys) It’ll pay dividends 10 fold

3. length isn’t the most important factor…GIRTH IS. The Ten foot pole is just a punchline to an old joke you idiot.

4. She doesn’t need a Home Depot paint shaker to reach orgasm…its like a wonderful symphony…build it slowly and to a crashing climax. (and take your time)...and mind the cymbals

5. Ask to have the counter girl (at the adult shop) turn all of your (or hers so bring her…if you’re smart) choices on…Feel ALL OF THEM AT FULL SPEED…don’t go up to the counter like a crack addict looking for a fix…people get nervous…RELAX, keep reminding yourself this is going to be FUN AS SHIT…

6. Don’t be offended if you come home and she’s using it…I mean how is a woman supposed to tell you how her bells, buzzers and buttons work if she’s not so sure herself…so LET HER PLAY WITH IT……ALONE, (unless you have a really tall ladder and can look in the window WITHOUT the SWAT team showing up and taking you DOWN…

7. Its a way better gift than flowers on a second or third date (TRUST ME here)...beats the crappy movie idea …hands down.

8. Keep the suckers clean and the batteries fresh…unless you can change things on the fly faster than a NASCAR pit crew on the last lap of a race during a caution… UTI what?

9. Watch and learn…ohhhhh yeah…..this is one of the payoffs…watching a woman in the throws of herself…you’ll forget about your xbox…your computer…the Hockey tickets your buddy had for that night…it’ll make you early for bed and late for work…You’ll remember that you’re a man…and you’re gonna be amazed how fast time slips by …3 hours feels like 10 minutes…prepare to be hypnotized…Remember how your face was, with your mouth stuck OPENED when you were 6, watching the magician at the kids birthday party do those amazing things….same face… but now you’re 30something.

TRUST ME (large oriental gong in the background)

TJ has spoken.