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How to learn bitter, cynical, sarcasm by cynicwithasmile

"im not mean im being honest"

How I did it: After going through a car accident my view on the world shifted and I began to see everything from the shadows as opposed to the light. My "pesimistic perspective" has earned me the title of cynic, people often say its a negative. But how can it be negative when i am never disappointed. Always expecting the worst from life and people how can you go wrong?
The irony is those are probably me three favorite words. I am pretty bitter about everything, its not hard to be bitter just hold a grudge and bite at things that piss you off.

Lessons & tips: Just let everything go, don't censor yourself for anything or anybody. It's going to get you in trouble sometimes but hey make your point
just be honest, always

Resources: kurt vonnegut <--MASTER of sarcasm
kathy griffin <---bitter bitch who i love
watch a lot of tim burton movies for a pesimistic view on life <3


 

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    cranberrygoddess has just noticed 43 things has dumb status updates like facebook

    If my memory serves me correctly... 3 years ago

    I believe I was about 9 years old when I first discovered sarcasm. Cynicism came at about 13-16. Bitterness comes and goes depending on your situation.

    I can also do bitchy, twisted, dry, and malevolent.

    Every time I move to a new job, somebody (independently) comes up with the phrase ‘so young, and yet so cynical’ to say about me.

    I am genuine, sincere, romantic, awe-struck at times, but I always carry a spare bucket of cynical around with me just in case.

    Jun 30, 2006, 11:45PM PDT | 1 cheer | 0 comments


    Squirrel Hunter is not feeling it today...

    I have learned... 3 years ago

    Sarcasm from amandasdaddy. I learned cynical and bitterness … well I’m not sure from where… any clue?
    Oh yeah…from Brian too!!

    Mar 13, 2006, 04:51PM PST | 4 cheers | 0 comments



     

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