race a go-cart

I’ve done this a few times, but most recently was last October at my friend’s stag party. I won! I got criticised for being somewhat-slow-but-steady, but at least I didn’t crash like they did! Ha!

It also helped that I was good at wiggling my rear-end to prevent any other carts from passing me once I got in front. Of the cart, I mean. What were you thinking?

I went go-carting a couple of years ago – I was fine until I got to this really tight U-bend in the track and then I just ran straight into the wall of tyres – EVERY SINGLE TIME!! Eventually they just stopped putting the tyres back up, and one guy waited at that corner to pull me out every time.
I still blush when I think about it, and my sisters still fall about laughing every time it’s brought up. The only way I’ll ever do this again is in a different country, on a perfectly round track with no bends of any kind.