That’s a quote by Janis herself…
Ahheemmm….. (clears throat).....
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsche’s, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from, my friends
So Lord, won’t you buy me, a Mercedes Benz…
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a colour T.V.?
Dialing for dollars, is trying to reach me!
I wait for delivery, each day until three.
So Lord, won’t you buy me, a colour T.V.?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a night on the town?
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
I’m counting on you Lord, so please don’t let me down!
So Lord, won’t you buy me, a night on the town…
All hail and praise Janis… (prostrated form, waiving hands and arms up and down in the air)....


