don't wait until the last minute to figure out my halloween costume

i’ll be a redhead. hotttt!

I got my halloween costume(s). I doubt I’ll wear one of them because its a little too scandalous.

now all I need is a wig…

It’s so much easier than going to the store, though even on the internet they’re nearing the “extra extra large ghost costumes only” phase already.

I just ordered my halloween costume (2 actually because god only knows what they really look like). I’ll decide tomorrow when I get them if I’m really in the clear yet or not of having a costume I’d wear in public, especially since one of the parties I’m going to is hosted by my former boss (I nearly said “my old boss” which I know she hates).

question: why are all halloween costumes for women the skankiest things ever?

i procrastinate, and procrastinate some more.

and the next thing you know? its halloween, two hours before some party I’m supposed to go to and I’m at the costume store picking through the leftover extra extra large ghost costumes.

must. not. repeat. this. year.