Become a pirate, commandere a ship, raid, pilage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out!

yarrrr

join the best real life pirates for real! meet me at daytona,florida 2020 and all of us will start our scavenger
hunt for gold!!!!!!!!!!

pirates are just trying to make a living pilaging and stealing give em abreak (except britney)

I No Some Off Ye And All Of Me Heartys RULE!?!?

I’m not good for much, but I can learn. I’m learning to swordfight and I’m not a bad liar or actress, really. If ye beleive that I, as a female, am bad luck, then I shall merely sneak aboard disguised as male and be done with it. Forever does my soul long to roam the seas in search of adventure and freedom.

We’re devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, dring up, me hearties, yo ho!

I will be leaving tomorrow on my ship the black pearl whoever wishes to be on my crew sign ups are in tortuga.

isnt that a shock to you?

Who am I?.............Well im capn jack sparrow

Dear readers

my life dream is to be a Golden Ages Pirate

and I WILL become a Pirate

i hav saved up all-most 4000 so far

am only 14!!

so if u would like to talk plz help by telling what the hell you do on her

thanks

Sam
  "pirate jew" 
             Monsky

This might not go down too well with the parliament if I’m ever Prime Minister, but.. well.. they don’t have to know.