meet up with George W. in a dark alley

Okay, I think it is has been a while since I have lost my temper on the current and soon to be celebrated non-president (the one who will continue to spiral and spiral down into the historical hill of the worst president in history land), and well he finally topped himself. All of my years of thick-skinned, dealing with his inadeqacies boiled over tonight into a new-found rage of let’s get that guy! String him up!

He quipped about the “Mission Accomplished” sign as if that was his only failing in that “Failed War That George W. Bush Started On His Own” and then he slightly mumbled on what a bummer it was that they never found WMD’s as if he was cop who had beat a kid to death and was pissed there were no drugs found in his pockets.

And then, in classic asshole form, and what truly set me off, he confronted a question about his response about Hurricane Katrina as if he was a WWF wrestler by saying, “How dare you doubt our response, ask that of the $30,000 people who were plucked off the roofs.”

OK. If you are one of the 30,000 who were “plucked” off a roof several days after all the storm f’d up people’s lives forever, well please stand up. Please stand up! I do believe the historians he is so desperately trying to court these days will quickly discover that nowhere close to that amount of people were ever “plucked” from rooftops several days after the storm.

G. F. U Bush, farewell and may you enjoy your torment in Dante’s inferno!

Gawd forbid your announced “last” press conference on Thursday is as offensive as this one. I shall have to break my silence and rail against you once again.,

As I headed to my fav pub to watch the debate, checked my mailbox and found the bag of Obama pins I had ordered from MOVEON.ORG. Perfect Timing!!!!!

Watched the debate. This idiotic semi-toothless guy was beside me saying he was an independent as he kept randomly insulting Obama . . . and then thank god he left after the martini ran out . . .

The place was packed, my fav movie theatre down the street (the Parkway Speakeasy) had started turning away people to watch the debate. The three old ladies at the bar started applauding McCain every time he ended speaking. After a bit they lost hope and stopped applauding . . . possibly because their was nothing to applaud.

McCain came across as condescending, ill-informed and stuck on his own talking points. He smirked the entire time he was not speaking, as if he was in on his own joke. He treaded water like a fat cat incumbent… although he called himself a maverick a good three times. Hell, he tooted his own horn half a dozen times rather than discussing issues.

At the end of the debate, I handed around my bag of Obama pins and all 100 of them went like hot-cakes. Too bad half the states in this country are clueless when it comes to intelligence in politics and would rather make everything about religion, race and wanna-be rich philosophy.

OBAMA wins. Let the partee begin!

No really, it is beyond a farce, beyond a nervous laugh …

Half of our country is truly clueless . . .

We are about to become the next Germany to the world . . . a generation of . . . I didn’t know he was &&( , I thought he was just a simple guy from Texas and a war hero from Arizona. You can’t blame me. I just voted for him.

And now we have Paris Hilton’s aunt from Texas hijacking the rest of the election.

The only reason I’m not going on a gun spree or a hari kari resignation on the failure of humanity, is that this whole thing is so absurdly ridiculous it just makes one finally break down in laughter at how history always repeats itself in grotesquely hilarious ways!

And if Obama does not win, all ya’ll who didn’t vote pro-intelligence will be the laughing stock of our doom as a country relagated to China’s Mexico!

words by Barack Obama, from his speech just weeks ago after winning New Hampshire.

This video was the brain child of will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas who was amazed by the speech and gathered a star-studded cast (herbie hancock, john legend, etc) to make an amazing song in a matter of days. Directed by Bob Dylan’s son, Jesse Dylan.

The world moves so fast these days. Communication galore. Hard to believe an Obama speech could be turned into a classic so quick. Power to the youth!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHEO_fG3mm4

it is suprising to me that anyone would feel otherwise: but I shall profess Barack Obama is the only choice for President in this coming Presidencey.

I have felt so since seing his address in the 2004 democratic address and all the attacks on him have been negative politics as usual. It has nothing to do with his race, if he was a female I would vote for him just as much. He speaks his mind and listens to logic rather that corporate politics.

Feel free to debate me on this, and I would love to hear your reasons to not vote for a man destined to lead our nation out of devicive politics and anti-science idiocy; Towards community based politics rather than warmongering policies.

4 Years Bush Sr Politics + CIA Past
8 Years of Bill Clinton Rebublican Light Politics
8 Years of G.W. Bush Dictatorship
= 20 Years of Clinton/Bush Royalty

I will be on the frontlines of volunteering for Obama before and during Super Tuesday in California!

Saddam Hussein is executed, a tornado strikes midwest Texas and Bush has to be baricaded in his tornado shelter.

Now, I’m not a religious man myself, but somebody who is would have to take that as a sign from . . . God? Allah? Zues?

Could be the Pope’s doing, I have a feeling this new Pope is not to be crossed. Disobey his anti-death penalty stance and he puts in a word with the REAL man upstairs in charge of death penalties. Just imagine if Iraq was Catholic, that Tornado would have been a damn hurrricane of biblical proportions.

Good to see they’re teaching babies to avoid the big evil people these days!

Dear Aaron,

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Sincerely,

Dick Cheney

“If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).”
– Jack Handey

(I was cleaning up my hardrive and found this old column I wrote under my pen-name Mickey Buckle, it was orignally published in Seattle’s Belltwon Messenger)

“It is remarkable how closely Bush’s discourse coincides with that of the false prophets of the Old Testament. While the true prophets proclaimed the sovereignty of Yahweh, the God of justice and love who judges nations and persons, the false prophets served Baal, who could be manipulated by the powerful.” – from an article printed in The Nation, “Bush’s Religious Language” by Juan Stam.

It has gone beyond the realm of the ridiculous and turned downright scary in this nation. I’m not the type to get paranoid over everyday matters, but my bank began giving my money away to companies I’d never heard of, then transferring me to one clueless bank agent after another for weeks. Next, the post office no longer recognized my name and stopped delivering my mail to the P.O. Box number I’d been using for over a year. It’s the kind of giant bureaucratic nightmare that makes life difficult for a guy living check to check.

Then it hit me. The Department of Homeland Security has had it with all of my sardonic insults about the powers that be. Yeah, go ahead and laugh, “Good Ol’ Mickey Buckle has lost his marbles for good this time.” Well it’s not so far fetched. The minions of Baal’s son, W. Bush, can take down war heroes, F.B.I. agents, entire nations without even batting an eyelash. Sure they had a wicked cackle when they detained Cat “Peace Train” Islam. All they have to do to little ol’ me is click a mouse and be on their merry way to the next real bloodletting.

Will someone out there do me a favor? If I somehow “disappear,” please look for an old Greek fisherman at Guantanamo. Or, get Geraldo Rivera to search the Bush ranch under the newly built statue of a ram-headed creature. By then the Bible Belt will have been turned into the Holy Land, with the Alamo as the new Jerusalem. The entire west coast, from Seattle to San Diego, will be the largest red light district on the planet. New York City, D.C. and Detroit will be demilitarized zones of ethnic cleansing. Canada and Mexico will have sealed off their borders. Come to think of it, if I do show up missing, check Mexico City for a new Mexican citizen going by the name Miguel Buckle. You’ll probably find him living in a shack next to the Dos Equis brewery