BITCHSLAP 43 people!

Somewhere on the internet today I stumbled upon a link to Time Magazine’s List of the 100 Most Influential People in the World....

I find the list to be absurdly funny….. (For example, the list has George Clooney, Bruce Springstien, and Robert Downey, JR and Mia Farrow on it)... I wish that I was joking when I told you that the leanered editorial staff of a publication that sees iteslf

But EVEN funnier is the mini-essays which accompany each name on the list…. these were written by a great collection of idiots and airheads…

Seriously.

The piece about Hillary Clinton was written by the famous genius Rob Riener; and the pieces written by people with serious credibility (George W. Bush, John McCain and Obama, for example) are overly personal and do not do a decent job of explaining the reason the person is on the list.

The entire idea that Mia Farrow is more influential than Gordon Brown, Smt. Pratibha devisingh Patil, Stephen Harper, Felipe De Jesus CALDERON Hinojosa, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong-il, Pope Benedict, General Petraeus, Lee Scott, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice or any number of other people whose actions atctually have an impact on people’s lives (whether people choose or not) is patently absurd.

But, the thing that really makes me want to bitchslap the editorial decision makers at Time magazine is the inclusion of such complete and total pollution as exemplified by this piece of crap about Carine Roitfeld . . . written by Slimane

Please!

I am hereby officially adding Brooke’s Neighbor to the list of people to be Bitchslapped!

The new design (which I just noticed today) is interesting…. among other things…. Becausee of the new design…. I now know that THIS thing

(i.e. BITCHSLAP 43 people!)

has received the most cheers of anything I have posted here…..

that cracks me up and disappoints me all at once…. and my disappointment cracks me up…. and I am disappointed at being disappointed….

which cracks me up…

This takes too much negative energy. I’m going ot look for a more positive thing ot focus on.
Good luck to everyone else- it is a noble goal!

At the request of Randi, who will accompany when it is time to get in the car and physically go find all these people in need of a good bitchslap (not to say others won’t be invited to come along).... we’re adding the following people to the target list…. each quite deserving…..

23) Lindsay Lohan – the model/actress/singer/over exposed almost as much as
24) Britney Jean (if Chris Berman were nicknaming her, he’d call her “Asparagus”) Spears-Federline
and
25) Kevin Federline, the dancer/rapper/coat tail rider

This goes out to all y’all who fail to understand that no one wants to hear your damn conversation…. No ONE….

It’s bad enough that you yammer away while in the grocery aisles, and in the checkout lane….. but, for goshsakes…. do not be so rude to the cashier at the grocery or fast food joint as to continue your phone conversation while ordering…..

The call ain’t that important people… You ain’t that important….Get over yourself and grow some damn manners!

FWWALLAWWAAPPPPPPPP!

I have no intention of adding any of the Robots to my “bitchslappin’ list”..... I am posting this here because it seems to fit…. the subjects, not the robots…

There are some people on this site I am subscribed to… I want to unsubscribe…. BUT, when I go to their page, there is no “unsubscribe” option available to me…. For some people whom I originally indicated “I want to meet” them…. I cannot undo that, either…

I am guessing this is tied to the “BLOCK” feature at 43 People…. if these people have BLOCKED me, I am unable to unsubscribe….. It might be tied to something else…

But I am unable to kick these people to the curb…. How annoying is that?

These additions to the list were recommended by my virtual friend, Randi, who is planning to accompany me on a cross country journey during which we will attempt to cross as many people off this list as possible…..

The recommendations are hers…. but both of these dudes would have made it onto the list anyway….

Number 20 – Tom Cruise.
I am not entirely sure why Randi wanted to add you to the list, but I have my own reasons for adding your, Tom. I know you probably think I am just doing it to suck up to Randi so that she will hang out with me, but I will tell you in response to that – you don’t understand women at all. As I said, I have reasons for wanting to bitch slap you. As you know, Tom, I “get” Scientology. I have a number of employees, customers, business associates and friends who are Scientologists, and I live at the hub of your church’s ministry. I get the religion. I embrace the idea of trying to convert others. But dude, you are sucking at it.

Plus, divorcing Nicole. What the hell was that about?

Fwaaaappppppfffffttttt!

Number 21 – Brad Pitt.
Brad, you know I love you man. Your work is brilliant. I think there is no role you couldn’t pull off on screen. Again, I am not sure why Randi wants to bitchslap you…. I want to for the women in your life…. Its because I love you that I am going to smack you…..

Bllllllliiiiiipppppptttttthhhhh

I was SHOCKED to learn that Barbara Streisand was not already on this list….

I know of no bigger numbskulled, overly arrogante, hypocritical, self loving piece of human dung than this particular specimen of all that is wrong with fan worship today….

BABS, I have enjoyed some of your movies…. but have found others to be unbearable…. your music does nothing for me… tho some people I respect like it…. BUT… the reason you are getting bitchslapped is because of your refusal to shut your piehole when it comes to matters of true importance to society!

You are a hypocrite… a liar…. and a cheat…..

Shut up and leave us alone!

Thwwwwpppfffffttttttt!

Okay, I broke away from the mountain of comments in my email inbox, to go and read some entries at my favorite 43 Thingers….. which rhymes with swingers… but I digress… which rhymes with undress… well… in a lame white boy rapper can’t come up with something better at 3 in the morning after the rum has run out, kind of way…..

Some odd looking bloke appeared in one of my E-friend’s lists, giving her some advice that was just utterly stupid… it was full of all sorts of condescending arrogance about how there is no god and she is wasting her time to be looking for religious inspiration on her road to self improvement…..

there was a rather odd pic/image with his post, so I went to check out his list…..

ugh!

the sort of preposterously pretentious piece of poop I prefer to propell to their deaths or ultimate enlightenment….. I loathe these shallow punks….. whenever I meet these people, I wish I could push the fast forward button on their lives to the point where they grow out of their false self assurance that drives them to pretend to be in to all sorts of things that they think will impress others, all the while spewing horrid advice gleaned from nothing of depth, because they don’t actually get life at all….

think of these movie characters…. the next door neighbors in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation…. Kevin Spader in a couple of his movies…. and…. well… two thirds of Hollywood….

Or, better yet, think of the person at your office who is trying to impress you by telling you how little they sleep each night…. what interesting crap they heard on NPR…. and think of the way they giggle condescendingly when you mispronounce one of the foreign words for their latest exercise, diet choice, or radical theory of something or other…..

My friend MindLikeSieve made an entry ages ago about Psuedo-Intellectuals…. that term doesn’t even fit these people I loathe… they are just…. phoney bags of shit!

I want to help them hit the fast forward button…. but I can’t…. instead, I will just have to bitchslap them......

Fwwwappppppppp!!!!