use my purse, which can also be used as a weapon, as a weapon

I say that so often that I’m getting a bit restless. Although many purses (or bags, as some call them) may be used as defense mechanisms, mine are a cut above the rest. Currently I’m on #4, and my accessory arsenal continues to grow. But still no pursings to report! There has been mention of pursable offenses, however no-one seems to make good on their threats. Bastards.

I want to use my purse as a weapon! I know it all sounds very violent. That’s because it is. But you should see these babies. They have metal parts! Combination locks and keys! Straps and handles enabling one to ‘handily’ switch between close-up and perimeter defense/offense positions!

Next up – my cd case, which can also be used as a weapon. (Appears in attached photo)