pet a walrus for many minutes

This explains my purpose in life.

I am going to pet a walrus by the end of this year, I promise you that. And it’s going to be the best fucking walrus ever.

After reading a recent New York Times article called “Who Is the Walrus?” (how could I resist a title like that?), I decided I simply HAD to meet a walrus in person.

This added to my interest too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX8zGsIDeXU ;)

these animals are so goddamn adorable i could cry. i am dying to touch one.