pet a walrus for many minutes

Not only are walruses aesthetically attractive and apparently kinesthetically pleasing, but that New York Times “Who Is the Walrus?” article has been on my best friend’s refrigerator for what seems like years. Coincidence… or not?

This explains my purpose in life.

I am going to pet a walrus by the end of this year, I promise you that. And it’s going to be the best fucking walrus ever.

After reading a recent New York Times article called “Who Is the Walrus?” (how could I resist a title like that?), I decided I simply HAD to meet a walrus in person.

This added to my interest too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX8zGsIDeXU ;)

these animals are so goddamn adorable i could cry. i am dying to touch one.