hit all the buttons in a crowded elevator

I HAD THE MOST PERFECT OPPORTUNITY THE OTHER DAY!

&& i let it pass me by :(

It was at a writers festival. The elevator was filled with teachers and students from all over the place, and i was standing RIGHT NEXT TO THE PANEL!!! But it was ssoooo deathly quiet and i was in my uniform and i was just like mmmmmmmnoo.

Oh well. One Day.

I can’t really do this until i’m heaps old – if a 15 year old girl hops into a packed elevator and hits all the buttons, i’m quite sure she would probably be arrested. Or something terrible.

When i’m an adult people will just think i’m perhaps mentally challenged :)

just make sure you dont get stuck at the back :P

I’ve not only done this once but several times. Stupid i know, but it’s fun, heehee

I don’t know where I could do it with enough floors and that would be busy. Plus I’m worried how they’ll react. Deary me. Don’t think I’m cut out for this goal.

1) When there’s only one other person in the lift with you tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.”

15) Swat at flies that don’t exist!:P

17) Call out, “group hug!”, then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?”

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space

i was like 5 years old haha funny when i think about it

I used to go to a lot of anime conventions.. and the elevators in the hotels would be PACKED full of people.. and you already had to stop on almost every floor ANYWAY for people to get on and off.. but everytime I left the elevator, I would make sure to press ALL the buttons.. never failed to make me giggle a bit at the groans of the rest of the people on the elevator!

I’m going to need a elevator and a crowd of people.

This would be hilarious