Convince my son to NOT get married

That would be the coolest thing

We’d need a stadium!!!

Hey – why doesn’t everyone come down for “tha weddin” – and when they ask if anyone objects…..

LOL!!!!

I was just thinking that I don’t know how I could possibly sit through “the wedding” – I couldn’t right now. I am considering telling them that I just could not handle it, and will not attend unless they wait at least one year. Is that crazy? I’m telling you, there is no way I could handle it. No way.

goddamm. I want to post about this, but I am…..
just kinda stunned I guess. Thanks to everyone for the support. He was supposed to come over tonite so we could talk – but he avoided me, and just didn’t show up, and I called him twice, and on the third call I tried THE GIRLFRIEND, and he was right there. We had our talk. I got two best friends, one is busy with breast cancer right now, but the other said, “You know, Kellie, you have to drop it now.” She is sooooooo right. I’ve told him how I feel about it, and cannot revisit it with him. But I am still devastated by this whole stupid shit, and I CAN talk about it here, and I need to talk about it.

She could not take this. Geesus. There is so much more.

I just found out that her parents forbid them living together, so now they’re getting fucking MARRIED – I heard they even have rings. My son is 19 years old. Dropped out of “The Citadel” (a fine as hell school with tremendous prestige) on a full academic scholarship last year after one semester. This girl just wants to get out of her parents house. I know. I did the same thing, and look where it got me. If this actually happens I will be tied to fucking Lee for the rest of my life.

Please people. Pray that this doesn’t happen. Please!!! I am 100% serious. Please pray, or chant or do whatever you can that Zack and Jessie DON’T get fucking married. Stupidest goddamned thing I have ever heard. Please help!