eat gross food

Last night I had the last two of the Jones soda holiday horror set. Wild Herb Stuffing and Cranberry were both nowhere near as bad as, say, Brussels Sprout had been, although neither were very good.

I think drinking two Jones sodas in a night drove us all mad, though, and we flew off to 7-11 to raid the bargain bin. I hit jackpot this time. Not only did they have a freshly warmed 1/4 Pound Big Bite, but this 7-11 also had the free chili and packets of hot sauce. It was a thing of beauty and a thing of terror, and it stung my face as I ate it.

I also got a brain lick, which sucked, some blue candy foam shit, which sucked, and a .50cent romance novel, which I have yet to read.

I went back to 7-11 to try to buy out the rest of their Fear Factor bags.

But they were all sold out.

So I got their biggest hot-dog instead.

And covered it with an ungodly amount of chili and pepper.

And ate it at the wizard party.

Wizard party video can be found here: http://rapidshare.de/files/7410805/harrypotter5.mov.html

This was something good.

$0.50 at 7-11, in the bargain bin.

An octopus floating in a glue-like substance.

There was also a phallic shape.

Somewhat sour.

Decent tasting.

A fucking horror to behold.

The sauce was almost indestinguishable from blue Elmers Glue in color and texture.