We need to throw this internet out and make a new one where everybody is nice to each other. This Internet is full of http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/animals/newsid_3207000/3207075.stm">drama llamas and http://www.evilgopbastards.com/">mean bastards. You people can have your Internet! I am making the nicernet where we all give each other unlimited cheers and talk about how great life is.
I saw the need for this when I discovered how the internet encourages http://www.gop.com/">jackholes to say shitty stuff they wouldn’t say in person to otherwise entirely regrettable situations. Like the fact that http://news.google.com/news?sourceid=mozilla-search&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&tab=wn&ncl=http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/International/2005/11/07/1295744-sun.html&hl=en">all of France is currently going Apeshit. The only thing the internet seems to say about it is http://www.livejournal.com/users/heygabe/171109.html">“Ha Ha! France! You Suck!”
The Internet as we know it today is the only place in all of existence where http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=10&q=schadenfreude">schadenfreude is a way of life.
