Make my first million

Well as my family would say, you only get really rich by taking chances and investing your money wisely. I decided to take this advice and become a silent partner in a friends new business. If it works out great, if not I guess all I can do is try something else, But I will never make millions on my salary so I might as well try something crazy! :)

I want to make my first million by being a goombah. I want to join an italian american outfit, called La Cosa Nostra, or the mafia. I willmake it by extortions and hits, so please reply.

Wonder what it feels like to become a millionaire?

Can you say “dot-com bubble”? I knew you could. :-)