subscribe to someone

I saw this on someone’s list and it reminded me that I created this goal a while back when I first started using 43t! For someone reason I deleted it, but I did eventually subscribe to someone and now there’s way more than one person on my subscriptions list.

I have 120 43 things subscriptions in addition to
the 40 or so other blogs I read before work.
its almost like having a global social network
with out the drama or chaos.

It’s official, I now have a subscribee.

Out of 16,033 applications, I was able to eliminate roughly 40% of applicants through the psychological profiling assessment. Some 25% more were eliminated because they did not meet the IQ or Beck Depression Inventory requirement. I don’t want to subscribe to anyone who is stupid or sad (or, God forbid, both). A further 2,251 applicants failed the psychological duress response and 821 did not pass the physical portion of the test. The remaining applications were then fed into the mainframe for detailed analysis and I was presented with 10 optimal candidates. I am reviewing these files and waiting for the background checks to come back. I shall announce my findings shortly.

In all my time on this site, I’ve never subscribed to anyone. Now I feel the need. I’ll be setting up an application site, complete with in-depth psycological profiling, Rorschach, neurocognitive functioning, and Beck Depression Inventory tests. Reflexes, physical and psychological duress response, and Porteus Maze Test will also be administered. I will then pour this data into a database and run a series of algorithims, with coeficients to compensate for age, education, and geographic and socio-economic location, to find the person I most want to subscibe too. One can never be too careful when choosing a potential subscribee.

As it seems like people are enjoying this, I might as well start myself. So, I’m open for suggestions for people with interesting goals or just interesting entries.

Hit me!