kill the evil gnome empire

They just keep coming back! Madness! It’s madness, I tell you! Unstoppable, evil zombie gnomes!

i have a garden gnome that has just rescently undergone an open air tripple heart bypass and an open surgery lobotamy….so the lil’ guy aint too cheery around now…oh well…

the gnomes will die! All dead pets will have their revenge! (also, a good way to get to old an/or tacky people!

i’ll get my revenge afta u ate my dog!

kill kill kill. I want to for a massive army to destroy the population of gnomes held up near my location. These elusive little bastards know when you are coming for them. They have set traps before. But that is ok, I have some of their ranking officers captive right now. I have tortured them and have grown bored with it. Oh well time to break out the chainsaw.

I’m gonna kick those little fat faggots’ arses. I got an axe at the ready some bait for the little bitches and a master plan in which I run around with the bait hacking the heads off of those basturds then smashing them into little peices and then jumping on the little pieces and then doing it all again until i can think of something worse to do to them. YAY dead gnomes.