I want to brush my teeth every night

I never do this

My teeth are so white!

I actually didn’t brush my teeth for about a month. It was pretty gross, what with my mouth getting nasty and me trying to figure out ways to gargle away plaque.

That’s what I get for vacationing in Mexico without a toothbrush. I know I could have bought one, but that would have required sanity.

Anyway, the way I had to get my teeth straightened out was with a week of heavy duty listerining, using the advanced stuff and the whitening stuff, followed by flossing with a hummingbird (which is a very good flossing tool I recommend it to everyone, which is why I am also listed as needing to meet new people.

“Hi! I like to use a flossing machine!”

After that, I would brush my teeth with an electric toothbrush, because everything is better when you add electricity (Get the kind you throw away in 3 months, not the oral B replace the top kind. Trust me on this, the body starts to deteriorate and the batteries start to not hold much after a few road trips.)

Anyway, after all that, I actually had layers of dead film in my mouth, so I wouldn’t recommend this for more than a week straight. But if you need to catch up on brushing, there you have the template. For some reason I thought this deserved a method.

I also have a technique for drinking slurpees without getting the liquid stuff on the bottom, so don’t think i’m toothbrushed obsessed.

You don’t brush your teeth every night! What kind of a slob doesn’t brush their teeth at night?!...
I’m sorry.. can we still be friends?
SYCHE! disgusting….

lol really though, I don’t even brush my teeth EVERY night. Just do it most of the time.

I rarely take care of myself