Pluck my eyebrows and keep them thin

Haven’t grown back yet. It’s just a matter of time until I can honestly say that I am “keeping them thin”

Well I got them waxed about two weeks ago and I am scheduling another appointment so that I can take off the fuzz that has come back. :D

I let them grow back out! dammit.

AGAIN! I went back to the waxer because them hairs grow in too fast to keep up!

When I was in 5th grade, I looked more mannish than a couple of the Hanson brothers (who were quite popular at the time) because of my monstrous, Groucho Marx eyebrows. My mom let me start plucking the hairs in the center after much begging, and then I would gradually pluck a little more and a little more, which pissed her off because she said I was ruining my eyebrows and that fuller eyebrows were “in.” Well, they may have been in, but they didn’t look good on me. By high school they were almost pencil-thin. Think 1930’s gangster moll. Except I didn’t pencil; I literally tweezed them that thin. I’ve kept them that way (well, slightly thicker now, but still very thin, and they always will be if I have any say over it) for years now, and it’s a good look for me. Some people can pull off “full” eyebrows, but I never could, and I always feel SO much prettier right after I pluck them. One of my friends who knows what she’s talking about says thinner eyebrows make a person look older, but they look good on me, and looking like I’m in my mid-twenties right now is not a bad thing.

Well I got the little buggers waxed. Good times. I also got some tweezerman tweezers to help keep them groomed. We’ll see how this goes.

I did this when I was a teenager but gave it up. Why? Well it hurt, and I couldn’t scowl ferociously when I wanted to. So I now have a lovely pair of black brows and a proper Celtic scowl when necessary!

People always mistook me for a girl

Last night someone called me a failed metrosexual. I beg to differ.

I have a single eyebrow hair on my left brow that’s monstrous. It needs to be kept in check, or it will takeover.