identify 100 things that annoy me

1. The way Becky thinks I am here to serve her.
2. When Chris uses that feminine voice.
3. Sharron going on and on about her faith and crap.
4. Becky trying to preach to me 24/7.
5. Becky’s bipolar disorder and secret crush on me
6. People always asking me to do things for them.
7. The fact that Chris thought I would actually let that guy stay in our dorm.
8. Feminine gay guys
9. Butch lesbians
10. People talking with food in their mouths
11. Barack Obama
12. black people whining about everything
13. China
14. Uneducated people
15. Ditzy girls
16. sluts
17. gay sexual practices
18. Animal abuse
19. Liberals
20. slow computers
21. one word texts
22. people who try to use me
23. ebonics
24. terrorists
25. bad luck
26. homeless people
27. people looking down at the sidewalk as you pass them by
28. teachers who cuss
29. professors making penis jokes
30. people who try way too hard to fit in
31. illegal immigrants
32. being politically correct
33. the KKK
34. Joe Biden talking
35. Hillary Clinton embarrassing our country
36. my parents getting angry over little things
37. my sisters ruining their lives
38. my brother following their path
39. when my Mom yells at Smaggle
40. alcohol
41. cigarettes
42. Abortion
43. short shorts
44. slutty girls
45. religious freaks
46. not being able to concentrate
47. losing
48. rude people
49. Palin bashers
50. poor people living off the Gov’t
51. Kanye West
52. Rap
53. messing up while typing
54. bad grammar
55. child abuse
56. bad economies
57. being unemployed
58. The Sims 3
59. cheap movies
60. cheap tv shows
61. cheap graphics
62. cheap commercials
63. filth
64. disease
65. bad hygiene
66. sitting alone in the DH
67. people who feel the need to stare
68. those who think they are so great, but really are not
69. Becky talking about her “connections”
70. Lauren thinking she is some rich bitch
71. my sister always talking about money, when she has none
72. Katherine threatening her puppy
73. not knowing the answers
74. people who show weakness
75. Democrats
76. bad water
77. cold showers
78. people lying to me
79. drugs
80. drug addicts
81. Ryan Fowler
82. Sarah Wood
83. being human
84. Myspace.com
85. expired food
86. crazy relatives
87. Not being able to play my Wii online here at school
88. spoof movies
89. cheap products from China
90. outsourcing/offshoring American jobs
91. having such a massive debt
92. people who buy the same car as I do
93. cutting a dog’s vocal cords
94. Free speech, in most cases
95. sick people coughing and not covering their mouths
96. waiting in line
97. having to change plans
98. not getting something I really want
99. waiting for the “release date”
100. bad odors

jus everything

1. People who intrupt others
2. people who are rude in church or rude period.
3. people who have to try to make others unhappy just bc they are
4. people who don’t have any manners.
5. people who ALWAYS vent its ok every once in a while but not all the time.
6. bossy or demanding people
7. MY PHONE LOL
8. the ticking clock on the wall AH haha
9. my puppy
10. people who curse!
11.hipercrits
12. OBAMA!
13. stuck up people
14. valley people like what like r u like doing like. yeah thats annoying

51. TMZ on TV ~ I used to watch this show, because they CAN be funny. Lately, though, they just piss me off.
52. Celebrity obsession ~ I both don’t understand it and find myself being sucked in at the same time.
53. Having nothing to eat in the house because all we do is order in or go out.
54. Dudes who offer to buy me a drink at the bar when I’m with another guy (even if he’s just my friend). I appreciate the gesture, but it just makes things awkward. If I were with my girlfriends, it would be a different story. Just assess the situation before going for it.
55. People who build themselves up by putting others down.
56. “You know wrestling is fake, right?” No shit, Sherlock! The drama factor and storylines are what people are drawn to. And the fact that it’s scripted doesn’t make the physical aspect of what these guys do any less impressive.
57. Snap judgements.
58. The previews for this “Bride Wars” movie and how it makes me want to choke on my own soul.
59. My shitty photo scanner/wanting a new one but not feeling the need to buy one because I scan photos so infrequently, so I just deal with it.
60. People who are always on the defensive.
61. People who spit on the ground. Gross. Stop acting like a neanderthal and swallow your spit like the rest of us.
62. Compulsive liars.
63. Obnoxious cell phone ringtones.
64. People who are rude to wait staff and/or stingy tippers. Worse yet, dates who try to justify this behavior by telling me that it’s okay because they are beneath us. Gag.
65. A date who constantly talks about what a raging bitch his ex was, or how much he misses her. Start dating when you are over it.
66. Gum on my shoe.
67. People who don’t clean up after their dogs and make the rest of us look bad.
68. Cute shoes in an ugly color.
69. When people “borrow” my clothes and I never see those clothes again.
70. When drivers don’t use their turn signals.
71. “Oh you know me, I don’t really think that much.” Deal breaker.
72. Cops who waste their time busting people on stupid petty shit to meet quotas.
73. Abuse of power.
74. Going Christmas shopping for other people only to wind up buying things for myself. I really suck at shopping for other people and never know what to get them.
75. Breaking my sunglasses. I do it so much, I just buy cheap ones anymore.
76. Anyone who thinks they know me better than I know myself. You don’t and you never, ever will.
77. When someone hits on me, gets shot down, and then, in an effort to revive their fragile broken ego, proceed to tell me all the things that are wrong with me.
78. Rainy days are okay, but rainy weeks are too much. It’s not even April. Come on.
79. Piercing holes closing up.
80. When people sing a song in a whisper but loud enough for other people to hear.
81. “I admire/want to fuck you therefore I must degrade and humiliate your existence” Syndrome.
82. When people think anti-social means not a social butterfly. Pick up a psychology book.
83. Having to vacuum every day, sometimes more than once.
84. Don’t look at me like I have three heads and have dealt you a mortal wound just because I opened my own car door before you managed to sprint around to it. There was no kiddie lock engaged on the door, so I’m assuming I’m allowed to open it myself.
85. Do not high-five your dad when he gives me the once over and does the creepy-old-man eyebrow wiggle. I will break up with you as soon as we are out of your dad’s earshot. Because I’m respectful like that.
86. When certain songs won’t sync to my iPod.
87. Talking about money.
88. Being the only sober person at a party. Or getting there when everyone else is already shit-faced, having to catch up, and then by the time I do, things are winding down and everyone’s ready to leave/pass out.
89. Any TV show where the writers seem to be in the mind-set of, “well, as long as we’re trying to offend everyone, we must be funny”. Lazyyy.
90. Anyone who tries to shame me for daring to drink and socialize. This includes anyone who feels the need to say, “I don’t understand why you would do that to yourself”, “You’re just going to get a hangover. It’s not worth it” or “I would never do that to my body”. I guess that makes you a better person than I! Way to go.
91. Adversely, anyone who doesn’t know how to have fun without alcohol.
92. New Year’s Eve parties. The expectations are always too high, and thus, they’re usually pretty lame.
93. Broken dryers! And laundr-o-mats.
94. After I just got done telling you that I recently had to put my cat down and how broken up I was over it, do not proceed to tell me how much you really hate cats.
95. After I make you swerve your car to avoid hitting a black cat in the road, don’t comment, “is it still bad luck if I kill it?”.
96. Douchebags, obviously.
97. People on Myspace who post the same bulletins 20 fucking times in a row. Obnoxious.
98. Anyone who says/does things that they KNOW will get on my nerves.
99. Stubbing my toe.
100. Seagulls.

1. My neck hurting after I slept on it wrong.
2. Feeling like my voice isn’t being heard/not being acknowledged.
3. Billy Maze of Orange Glo/Oxy Clean commercials.
4. Otherwise enlightened people making anti-gay/hateful comments.
5. Hangovers.
6. Insomnia.
7. People in the grocery store who walk really slowly in front of me.
8. Religious fanatics of any type.
9. People who take pot shots to make their point.
10. Not being taken seriously because I’m only twenty-something and cannot possibly understand the real issues just because I happen to disagree.
11. People telling me what my priorities should be.
12. “Wife Swap” ~ I actually watch this show all the time, despite the fact that it frustrates me so much. I hate the reocurring theme of families stuck on their sons becoming “real men”. What is a “real man”? First of all, I don’t see why you should have to strive to be such a thing; you should just be yourself. But what should make you a real good person should be measured by your heart and character, not the sports you play, what you look like, or how many people you’ve slept with. These people seem to think masculinity = violence, treating women like shit, and being emotionally crippled, insensitive jerks. Epic fail, Wife Swap.
13. The belief that masculinity is supposed to directly subvert femininity and is supposed to be by nature objectifying and dominant.
14. People who refuse to say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. What’s the big deal? It seems like the same people who think that their marriages are threatened if some other people are allowed to get married also think that their holiday is threatened if some other people’s holidays are acknowledged.
15. All the Christmas shit before I’ve even celebrated Thanksgiving. Please, Christmas, retreat back to December and let Thanksgiving have its month back! God forbid it can’t be turned into a stupid fucking marketing vehicle like every other holiday, and just be about families getting together and enjoying a nice dinner.
16. Drunk dialers.
17. Women who use PMS to excuse shitty behavior, and people who say “boys will be boys” to excuse men’s shitty behavior.
18. PMS accusations as attempts to undermine my rationality and right to make a claim… as if my feelings are any less valid when I’m on my period. I have a right to be pissed off and my uterus has nothing to do with it.
19. People who won’t consider adopting shelter dogs because they’re under the misconception that they’re all somehow damaged.. They’re just victims of crappy situations and owners who didn’t want to commit to their care.
20. PETA, and all their ridiculous stunts and scare tactics.
21. People who take their bad days out on others.
22. Hypocrites.
23. Conspiracy theorists.
24. Brody Jenner, and how so many women are willing to overlook his self-entitled douchebaggery because “he’s hot”.
25. When my music skips.
26. Bad internet connection.
27. Citronella. It reminds me of mosquitos.
28. When people let their kids run amok in public at the expense of others.
29. Smiling politely at my neighbor and getting a scowl in response.
30. Greed.
31. Cat callers. It’s not a compliment. It’s creepy and rude. I’m just trying to walk my dog, not dancing at a bar. Please leave me alone.
32. People who don’t dress up for theme parties. Why bother going?
33. Anxiety.
34. Mental health stigmatism.
35. The sounds my deaf cat makes, since she can’t hear herself.
36. Blisters.
37. People who try to make me feel stupid for not knowing much about something they’re passionate about, or because I have no interest in it.
38. Oppressive stereotypes of any kind.
39. Feeling completely drained of any creative juices.
40. Loud potato chip chewers.
41. Not being able to find a song I really love.
42. Computer viruses.
43. Scratchy throats.
44. Sun on my face when I’m sleeping in the morning.
45. Having to board the dogs for the holidays ~ it requires vaccinations and I just think it’s unnecessary and excessive to pump my dogs full of poison every year.
46. Insults disguised as compliments.
47. People who need enemies to feel important.
48. People who let their cats roam free all over the neighborhood and do whatever they want. I wouldn’t let my dogs do that and I wish I got the same respect back.
49. Gullibility and those who profit from it.
50. Debbie Downers.

... That’s all I can think of for now. I’ll finish the other half some other time. =)

81) My massive dog, and having to wash him every 3 days because he jumped into the mud again

Old ass ladies telling me how to sweep a fucking floor, in 4 different ways.

only working 3 pethetic hours every day. What a waste of time.

Having to go to work in gerneral

Picky people…

The glove that water gose right through

My friends bitching about eachother.

My parents bitching and bbeing hypocrites.

cigrette smoke

Having no money to perchas the few things I want.

My crappy music stand.

Being told what to do.

Having to pick what chore I want to do at work.

The remote for the tv.

Bratty kids.

damaged fingers.

Mr. Subs … I hate working there.

Being finalcaly fucked.

CLarice… trying to kill off my grandpa for money, fuck her.

Not being invited to something important in the family

Having no will power.

1. Having to cancel plans
2. Dirty keyboards
3. Slippery crosswalks
4. People not listening to me
5. Taking out the trash
6. Loud noises
7. Unwillingly breathing cigarette smoke
8. People who manipulate me
9. Finding gum on the bottom of my shoe, and having to scrape it off
10. When people ask “how are you” as they walk by, without giving you a chance to respond
11. Shopping for long periods of time, and feeling woozy
12. Quotes by Lauren Conrad
13. Feeling full
14. Finding out there’s no milk after you’ve made your bowl of cereal
15. My uncomfortable-ness with driving
16. Swollen lymph nodes
17. Sweat
18. Mowing the Lawn
19. Cats shedding fur on me after i’m nice and pet them
20. Merideth being selfish
21. Feeling Sick
22. My wisdom teeth coming in
23. The thought of getting them taken out
24. When my iTunes decides to freeze up
25. Not-cold carbonated drinks
26. Changing the cat’s litter box. ew
27. Getting booster shots. ow.
28. Accidentally hitting the CD-Rom button, it opening, closing, and autostarting The Sims
29. Continuous coughing
30. When Bi-Sexuals and African-American’s get scholarships but I whites and hetero’s don’t
31. Friends who can’t keep secrets
32. Writing Essays
33. Smart girls who act dumb on purpose
34. Sparkling water
35. When people pretend to know politics, but really know nothing
36. Creepy guys who lurk around
37. Waiting rooms
38. Closed minded people who don’t care what you have to say
39. Meaning to say something, someone interrupting you, and then forgetting it
40. Cocky athletes who think they’re the bomb
41.Getting blisters on my heels after trying to look nice by wearing high heels
42. Indigestion
43. Pop-up ads on the Internet that won’t let you X out of them
44. Attempting to study, but actually not studying at all
45. Playing hard to get…(actually this should be on my list of things that piss me off, but it equally annoys me)
46. Lending people money or food…and you KNOW will never pay you back
47. People who have to add in their two cents ALWAYS
48. My cat’s horrible breath
49. Porta-Potties.
50. Out-of-control children
51. Trying to listen to your iPod on road trips, but despite the fact that the volume is on MAX and is probably blasting your eardrums, you STILL can’t hear it.
52. Feeling skanky
53. Websites that have the right-click pop-ups, so you won’t steel their codes, that aren’t smart enough to realize that you can right-click as the page is loading and “View Source” and have access to all of their html.
54. Overly-priced items that you really want to buy anyway
55. Spilling drinks
56. Feeling helpless when I’ve lost my voice
57. Skanks who like to start trouble
58. People mis-pronouncing my last name on purpose
59. Being let down
60. “David beating me at every single video game”...thanks David
61. The word “drama”
62. Wanting to sleep, but your mind just isn’t into it, so you can’t.
63. Coming home and getting punished
64. Coming home and being treated like a child. (see #63)
65. Alarms
66. How Merideth always wants me to change the way i say things on AIM
67. Listening to nonsense
68. Not having cell service when you need it most
69. Nail polish that peels/chips
70. Having to shut down my computer “the bad way”
71. Making myself stop procrastinating
72. Jared making really bad jokes
73. Waking up with back pain
74. Not finishing my amazing dream because the phone rings
75. Typing up something really long, and then a program shutting down and erasing all my work
76. Misspelling things all of the time
77. Folding clothes
78. Being so close, and yet so far away (to anything)
79. Trying to re-taste foods that i used to hate, only to find that i still hate them.
80. Losing something important right when i need it
81. Gothic girls who give you mean looks, as if to scare you
82. Trying to sell my biology book
83. Being cramped in a car for hours
84. Accidentally writing something on my list, and then realizing that I already said that—making me one step farther from finishing this list
85. Finding bugs in my room, and knowing that i have to kill them, or else they’ll get me in my sleep
86. The fact that i wasn’t allowed to work at North Hills this summer teaching tennis. [That was my ideal summer job—my last chance for a fun job. The next few jobs i’ll have will be bitch-work internships, which likely entail running and getting coffee for everybody else. I really wanted to work there; it’s just too far away and expensive in gas… =[ (which leads me to #87)]
87. Me not having a car.
88. Turning down disgusting strangers who hit on you
89. How i get my nails done and when i take them off, my nails are long (just the way i want them) but frail, after enduring having nails put on them. leading up to the event in which i have to trim them down, eliminating the purpose of getting the nails altogether.
90. The CAPTCA letters thing that myspace always makes you type in
91. Obnoxious audience claps during a song
92. Being forgotten
93. Accidentally turning off my alarm and sleeping through something important
94. My curfew when i’m home
95. The UPS man waking me up
96. Fake laughs
97. Trying to speak, and having your voice crackle in public
98. Having “relationship” talks
99. Accidentally hitting QuickPlay button on my computer :[
100. Going through 10s of automated voice recordings before you can speak with an actual person

Bugs that bite me
Paris Hilton
Britney spears
Blondes sterio types
Look alikes
Blisters
Bad music
Ugly accents
Pethetic exsuques
Earings
Short neck laces
Choker neck laces
Turtle necks
Anything around my neck
Dressing up
Formal dressing
People who buy thier way into music
SELL OUTS

People asking questions durning movies

Predictable story line

Boring movies

People acting like toddles and thinking they are being cute, or something like that

people encouraging retarted behaviours

Did I say people sleeping in the living room instead of their beds yet? cause that really annoys me…

Things caught inbetween my teeth

People bring junk food in the house when I’m trying to give it up.

Having to make myself food :(

People stopping me on my walks to tell me I have a big dog…

Hyporicts… aka valerie

People starting to tell me something then forgeting wht they are goning to say… SHUTUP uhhg