Own Red Sox season tickets

i want a personalized jersey signed with all their names!
yeahh.

I might never get them. I might never win them. But man I will always want them. How much are they anyways? They don’t even advertise them on the Red Sox website. Hmm. I think its like 20gs or something outrageous like that….thats too bad, what about the average Joe like me (haha and my name IS JOE! weird.)

do they give you the tickets or do you have to buy theme. if so how much are they?

i want tickets. i want tickets. i want tickets. beacauseee the red sox are my liiiiiiffe.

Let’s face it; this is more of a dream than anything else on the list. They’re disgustingly expensive and they are extremely, extremely rare.

I still want them.

How awesome would it be to know that you can go to EVERY sox game?sigh