Start writing things down that I think are brilliant/funny

As and when I find them, I append them to a file I have on my computer. Storing it in my computer has helped me to start doing this – I had this goal in mind way too long before I started doing it. Now that I have a system to do it, it’s almost no effort to keep adding to my collection. Here’s a random quote that I saved recently: “Despair: It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black”. Good luck!