List 100 things that piss me off

Pretense…of any kind

1. talking to neighbors.
2. people that get mad over nothing.
3. rap/hiphop lyrics (the beat is fine, sometimes)
4. homework.
5. algebra.
6. thinking that im old, then really thinking and knowing im only 14.
7. people that steal ideas
8. people that touch you, unwantedly
9. long hugs
10. when there are immature people in my health class (learning about sex, they laugh constantly..)
11. when people take my food without my permission
12. when people call me rich (im not filthy rich, i have money though.) and idk why this bothers me but it does.
13. when people call 10 times in a row and its not even important.
14. when your the last option on peoples ‘to hang out with’ list
15. underage sex
16. when white people cant say certain words that black people can say.
17. when people make fun of something you love
18. dr. phil
19. knowing that my group of friends is getting smaller as i get older. (stupid labels and ‘groups’)
20. knowing that this is only number 20.

Maybe it breeds anger, jealousy and hatred…. but probably not. More than anything it was a quick and painless way for me to vent about the little (and sometimes huge) annoyances of life. Plus it was kinda cool when someone would say, yeah I totally know what you mean…. that pisses me off, too!!!

94. CAPA problem sets (the Binghamton University version of Webassign)
95. Financial aid applications- particularly FAFSA, CSS, TAP and how they ask every irrelevant question under the sun.
96. The waste of precious food court space at the student union that is the Manchu Wok (that’s chinese for Nastiest piece of Cat you’ll ever Eat). They should just expand the totally GREAT “Showtime” pasta place and get rid of the fake chinese food.
97. Having to read every current event liberal satiric article about Bush and the war ever written… becase my ENGLISH teacher assigned them.
98. (Pardon me cuz this one is totally out of jealousy) How my friend Jessica has her OWN car and she doesn’t even have her license yet, AND she’s only ever driven on a real road once in her lifetime (because she’s too scared to try more). By the time she can drive it, the car won’t even run anymore!
99. On that note, how both my parents tell me I should have a car (like, where do I get the money to buy my own car) and then how my mom says every once in a while “Has your dad mentioned getting you a car lately?” (Like that’s a really common topic) and then my dad says “Has your mom said anything about getting you your own car?” (Sounds familiar?). Seriously.
100. That my dad still has to pay my mom child support. DON’T get it at all. I’m an adult, and my mom gives me no money ever. I pay for everything myself (except for when I eat there, which is like twice a week). And I spend just as much time at my dad’s as I do at my mom’s. And my dad actually does ask me occasionally if I need any money for food or anything. Like I said, totally don’t understand.

86. Having an exam on THE LAST day of exams, December 19th.
87. Limits (think calculus)
88. L’Hopital’s rule (not really the rule, but just the fact that you have to try to rearrange the equation to fit the right pattern before you can try to use the rule to find a limit.)
89. Trigonometric substitution (can you tell I’ve been going crazy studying for this calc exam?)
90. Not having a q-tip when you really need one.
91. The mystery of Natasja’s disappearing tweezers
92. Forgetting my phone charger when I go somewhere for the night
93. Waking up 6 minutes before my alarm is going to go off.

79. Webassign
80. Maple (This may be a repeat)
81. My broken desk in my dorm… it already collapsed on top of me once, along with all my textbooks and binders and pictures.
82. The growing amount of hair in the drains in the community bathroom, seriously, any one drain could provide enough hair to stuff a small pillow.
83. My out-of-shape-ness. But I’m working on that!
84. Finding a hair in my food.
85. The tendency of hair ties to lose themselves. Like when you buy a whole pack, and then a week later have like 3 hair ties left. And it’s like, how could you lose them?

69. When parents give their children rules… when their children aren’t children anymore (as in 18 years old).
70. The fact that it is very hard for people to be genuinely happy for you when you’re happy.
71. When my acne fights to make a comeback… NO! I overcame you once I don’t want to do it again!!!
72. People who commit random pointless crimes that really aren’t a big deal.. but it’s like, WHY did you do that again?
73. In addition to the last one… the fact that my door-tag has been stolen…again… grrrrrr
74. When my body is present in class but for some reason I just can’t locate my mind.
75. All the pretty little… horses? no, divas in my choir.
76. D.H. Hill library… excluding of course the cafe which is awesome.
77. In addition to the last one… the elevators in the library. Half of them have the buttons on one side and half on the other, so I walk in and it seems that no matter what I do, I can’t pick the right side the first time.
78. My self-pitying bio lab TA with low expectations for the class and herself. Cry me a river…

64. Teachers who seem to have some complex about giving students 100% on an assignment. They would rather give out 10 99’s and 1 100 than 11 100’s…. when all 11 really did deserve the 100.
65. Punishing someone who doesn’t deserve it.
66. Putting the blame on someone who is not to blame.
67. Putting blame on somebody when there really is no need for blame on anyone and it’s not even a situation that involves blame.
68. When you spend an hour on a computer assignment before one problem is actually displayed as correct because computers can only read and understand the exact answer they are looking for, and then when you finally find the right answer, it is exactly what all of your other answers were, just written a little differently.

That lists like this change over time, some of the points I thought of I think are pretty much constant and the whole 100 could be easily summed up under the first head of thoughtlessness or another one of deliberate selfishness.

On the other hand it can be sort of cathartic to put it all down on paper and then have a list there, gets it out of your head in a way.

Plus its cool if people msg you and say, yeah, that really pisses me off too.

81. Tractors on the roads, especially at peak commuting times
82. Reckless & Overly cautious & Overly slow driving, especially the very elderly motorist
83. Office or Group Politics
84. Petty behaviour
85. Body odours and uncleanliness, I wish people who are clean rotten and dont wash would just stay in their hovels away from others
86. Cruelty to animals and children
87. Obsticles to flexible working
88. Obsticles to switching between different jobs, professions and fields of work
89. People who are too stupid to get out of the rain
90. People who talk in the cinema, particularly individuals or groups of people who are too dumb to understand the film or who’s attention and concentration span mean they cant even watch a movie
91. THE NEUROTIC PERSONALITY OF OUR TIME, neurotic need for affection or attention
92. Bad connectivity to the internet
93. People who shout to one another in the street or shout at strangers, its not your front room, its the street
94. When people talk about team work and they mean something else like compliance, conformity, obedience, all that shit
95. When books or other goods come with big stickers on them that tear or leave a terrible gunge on the book/whatever
96. When people make uninvited physical contact with you
97. Overt and uninvited signs of religiosity or ideology
98. Stress
99. Lies and Deceit in all its forms
100. Dictators