rig my car so windshield wiper fluid will hit the cars behind me

Haha. It always annoys me when it happens to me, but afterwards I find it funny. Person infront of me fires off the washer, I get sprayed and it puts dots on my windshield, so I do it and the person behind me is in the same boat. It’s like a chain reaction that keeps going and going and going….

but my old car used to do this. It had wiper fluid on the back windscreen as well as the front, and the back one was broken in such a way that it squirted cars that got too close. I don’t think I used it to it’s fullest potential though. I’d like to have a second chance at peak hour >:O

This would be great for when people tailgate. Then I wouldn’t have to do a brake check.