“We’re not in infinity; we’re in the suburbs.”5 years ago

“She’s gone. And the present is trivia, which I scribble down as fucking notes.”5 years ago

“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”5 years ago

“Six bucks and my right nut says we’re not landing in Chicago.”5 years ago

“My family’s always been in meat.”5 years ago

“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”5 years ago

“It started with a chair.”5 years ago

“Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?”5 years ago

“Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”5 years ago

“And you will face the sea of darkness, and all therein that may be explored”5 years ago

“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”5 years ago

“Missus! It’s a matter of life and death!”5 years ago

“A minute ago this was the safest job in the world.
Now it’s turning into a bad day in Bosnia.”5 years ago

“I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.”5 years ago

“Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.”5 years ago

“And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.”5 years ago

“BRAINS!”5 years ago

“My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out. “5 years ago

“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other
and leave it at that, Ritchie”5 years ago

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”5 years ago

“You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.”5 years ago

“You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death,
and then play around with your blood.”5 years ago

“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”5 years ago

“This whole world’s wild at heart and weird on top.”5 years ago

“Somebody like you can really make things all right for me.”5 years ago

“Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”5 years ago

“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”5 years ago

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”5 years ago

“Listen, kid, we’re all in it together.”5 years ago

“Mankind, probably the most mysterious species on our planet.”5 years ago