get a job as a lavister

“Lavister” would be a awesome name of a job and I wish that was me. Maybe a “lavister” could be like a dentist of the eyes or somebody who invents new fixings or somebody who saws off only tree branches caught up in the powerlines. That would be so cool and I would have cards with my name and then after that it would say “Lavister” and have some drawings about what I did. Oh please God let it happen even if I have to go to school again or get some training.