Have a virtual moving in party to celebrate my new virtual flatmate Becky, Dudley the cat and an unknown dog - on Tuesday

I’m sure if I’d been in tip-top health it would have been crrrracking!

but no one came… I hate throwing parties… no one comes sniff blub

Party Party Party

Whoooo whooo blueeueuueeu (sound of those noisy blowey things)
whish swish (sound of bad dancing involving lots of take that esq star jumps)

woooooooh

So are we all agreed that this will be on Tuesday?

Although the likelihood of Paperfaerie actually being in on Friday for this virtual party instead of our being Bohemian is, um… slim to none.

Edit: cos “slime to none” sounds horrible.