I want to be the person who discovers exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck AND willingly would chuck wood!

Assuming that a wood chuck wood chuck wood and would willingly chuck would, you must first look at these values.

Assuming that a woodchuck chucks one unit of wood in half an hour (once you’ve figured out how much wood a woodchuck wood chuck in half an hour, we’ll get the exact unit settled), multiply it by two, so now we have two units in an hour.

A woodchuck works twelve hours a day and takes three 1-hour breaks for lunch and soccer. So that’s nine hours. nine times two is eighteen.

Woodchucks are mostly muslims. That means that they take Friday off. So eighteen times six is 102. That’s how much wood a wood chuck wood chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck AND willingly would chuck wood! (In a week)

You must also take into account that woodchucks take a month off annually. 4 years ago

Chuck Norris’ girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t ** with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. 5 years ago