Learn to cook--fantastic, healthy, people-will-beg-me-for-the-recipe cooking.

I think I’m a good cook. I may fuck up once in awhile. But I really don’t have the time to cook, and I hate that. Beacuse I hate eating shit out of a box or microwaveable food.

I made a turkey dinner for my staff and they all LOVED it. Several of them were begging for the receipe for the spice cake. And thankfully no one noticed that I forgot the corn in the oven.

I HAVE to do this
or I’m going to die at University next year :(

Ok I lie, no one begged me for the recipe, but still, I impressed myself. Ok no, I didn’t. But still….there’s always a chip shop just down the road from me.

Lmao I have a LONG way to go. I tried to bake a cake today – Pretty simple, eh? You’d think so, but no…when I open the oven, what do I find? A bloody pool of bubbling cake mixture….wtf? It was meant to be all spongey and sweet.
Christ. I think I’m gonna go find Gordon Ramsay so he can shout at me.

If you ate something great a friend or relative has prepared, beg for the recipe or ask them how they do it. Another way is to experiment with cookbooks and watch cooking shows. I have a recipe for potato salad which I came up with and people go crazy over it. So keep on achieving this goal. You have my support!!